Lemmy's...... GAY!!!!!!

[horns666]

Re: Lemmy\'s...... GAY!!!!!!

You silly bastage buz...why don't ya come on my thread and update me about your band...from what I remember...it kicked ass..

cum to my house buzz..and kick my ass..

[YetAnotherOne]

Re: Lemmy\'s SO not GAY!!!!!!

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to feel the emptyness...the gayness... that they feel deep deep inside....

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They may be feeling something deep inside Bill but I don't think it's emptiness. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: Lemmy\'s SO not GAY!!!!!!

well sometimes it is empty inside..

when they are without their life choice partners..

they are empty...longing for a campanion to fill the void..the void in thier hearts as well as their ass..

we don't know what it's like to be gay...to look at a awesome woman and say...ahhhh who cares..

to find love...in the buldging arms of a hairy gentleman that smells like a mix between garlic and beer..with his boinger poking you in the kidneys while in a spoon postion..

we will never know that kind of love..

and that is sooooooooooooo fuckin' cool with me.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[pagemalicious]

Re: Lemmy\'s...... GAY!!!!!!

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]..

No , Steve...I meant that you would get pissed as soon as you saw it...that's what I meant.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I remebered you are from England.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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oh i get ya, sorry bill [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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that's OK Stevie mate..

..what a wanker... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

[VulfgangPfuck]

Re: Lemmy\'s SO not GAY!!!!!!

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well sometimes it is empty inside..

when they are without their life choice partners..

they are empty...longing for a campanion to fill the void..the void in thier hearts as well as their ass..

we don't know what it's like to be gay...to look at a awesome woman and say...ahhhh who cares..

to find love...in the buldging arms of a hairy gentleman that smells like a mix between garlic and beer..with his boinger poking you in the kidneys while in a spoon postion..

we will never know that kind of love..

and that is sooooooooooooo fuckin' cool with me.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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This has got to be the funniest fuckin' thread in the history of the JCF...just on Bill's posts alone. Bill...I'm with ya bro! We'll never know the real meaning of being gay in a predominantly straight world. The feeling of a mansack dangling on your chin..

[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] OMG!....I can't breathe!.....too fukin' funny!!

[Joe_Steeler]

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Lemmy gay, I have to say I did not see this one coming.
Rob Halford always came through as different but Lemmy... ?

Oh well, as long as he is happy. It does not bother me.
I saw JP last year and enjoyed it to the max, there were people on the crowd yelling fruitcake, etc. to R. Halford. I just don't care, it is his life and he can do whatever he wants with it.


Now, maybe just now.... those rummors about John Wayne being a little light on the loafers is correct. Just like Rock Hudson.

Their choice, their life.

[VulfgangPfuck]

Re: Lemmy\'s...... GAY!!!!!!

Dude.....read back....it's been disproved.
It was an internet rumor that spun outta control.

[Cleveland Metal]

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Man, I am absolutely dying over here... I haven't laughed this hard in a whie...

There are way too many awesome quotes here, and I think Bill made most of them...

Hey, how come you're not this funny when I'm over visiting you Bill? Are you holding out on me? Is there someone else filling your "void"?? I'm hurt Bill... You insensitive prick! What about my feelings Bill???? I'm going back to my girlfriend.. I knew it would never work out...

[ALZ]

Re: Lemmy\'s..NOT.... GAY ! YOU ARE !!!!!

[img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img] ITS ALL BULLSHIT ! I DONT BUY ANY OF THIS SHIT ! DISS MOTERHEAD HUH ? WHAT BALLS [img]/images/graemlins/rant.gif[/img] BULLSHIT ALL THE WAY ! see ya , alz

[VulfgangPfuck]

Re: Lemmy\'s..NOT.... GAY ! YOU ARE !!!!!

ALZ.....it was a rumor dude!...it's over! Get a grip!

Who loves ya bro?! Your pal Warrior...dat's who! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[YetAnotherOne]

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Who loves ya bro?! Your pal Warrior...dat's who! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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But in a purely platonic sort of way. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Sunbane]

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This one, by 442w30 was great too:

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Motorhead STILL rocks! I'm just not going backstage [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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[Top Jimmy B]

Re: Lemmy\'s...... GAY!!!!!!

I was hoping this rumor was true. I was looking forward to seeing Lemmy rename his bass "The Rickenbugger".

[horns666]

Re: Lemmy\'s...... GAY!!!!!!

Hey..alz...let it our man...let your emotions flow...don't keep it all deep deep deep inside you....purge yourself clean with an emotional enema...

let me be your enema...

John...I have offered you a enema so many times...but you never opened up to me like that...you avoided all the signs..all the signals I threw at you...I thought you didn't like me that way...

John the hell with our women...they are assholes...always nagging us about this or that...never liking our music ...they don't know what it means to be a guitar player...they are holding us back..

to hell with women...they are all vampires ...they are succubuseses..and whatnot!

yes they are pretty...yes they smell good....yes we like 'em...yes they suck our PPs...but that's the trap...then they get medievil on our asses and drain us emotionally , finacially..they keep our nads in a jar..or a voz..perhaps.

John lets elope...lets leave these place behind and find our own utopia...we can help each other shave in all those hard to reach places...my wife doesn't like to sheer me like a sheep...but you would...out of love John...outta love..

I would be proud to shave you...all of you... [img]/images/graemlins/baby.gif[/img]