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    Ok, everyone's got stuff at work that their employer or co-workers or suppliers do that elicits a collective "WTF?", so here's a few things I've snapped pics of where I work:

    First up, an ABS plastic crate stacked on top of another crate:



    The bottom of the top crate has completely busted, and the contents of the top crate are now in the bottom crate. It's impossible to get a forklift under the top crate to lift it, and the walls of the bottom crate are held in place by fairly thin tabs. It's been like this for a month. Each part weighs about 1 pound, and there's 1500 parts in a crate. Any day now...
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    Next up, photographic evidence of the theory which states that anything left on the break table for more than 6 hours will become an ashtray.



    While we do use scrap parts for ashtrays, we try to use ones that do not have holes in them. This example is only 12 hours old, but we have had some that were 3 months or more. Yes, people target the holes to grind out a butt.
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    Next on the list - conclusive evidence that the South shall NOT rise again - they'll all kill themselves when their "ingenuity" comes back to haunt them:



    Note how the simple wooden blocks seem to be supporting the total weight of a 36"x24"x72" 2 ton block of solid forged iron. [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]
    The blocks on the left are stacked on their narrow sides. You can't walk 5 feet carrying these blocks stacked like this without them falling, so I guess it's only a matter of time before....

    Our Safe Operating Procedure states that we should use the manufacturer-supplied cast iron Stop Block to brace the press.
    Here it is now, conveniently stored in its proper place not 5 feet from the press:



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    And the Prize of my photo collection - The 95 Ton press.
    95 tons is the pressure limit it can exert, not the actual weight of the machine, but still you can imagine that something has to be sturdy enough to survive the force of such a blow.



    So why in the hell would anyone give such a machine the ability to tilt FORWARD up to 45 degrees!?
    Note the arrow that indicates the slot at the rear of the machine. Each stop point is roughly 8" apart. WHY!?! To mount it on a hillside?? This machine is about 15 feet tall, 3 feet wide, and 5 feet deep, sitting flat on the floor. Would YOU stand in front of this thing mounted on a 45 degree incline?

    There's sooo much more, but I'll post those later.
    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

    The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

    My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

  • #2
    Re: Fun At Work

    wow! That makes me glad to have my dull old office job. Our EH&S committee ensure that you rarely find so much as a filing cabinet draw left open. Nasty, if you bark your shin on one of those! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    Hail yesterday

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    • #3
      Re: Fun At Work

      Haha. That was fun man. Where do you work?

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      • #4
        Re: Fun At Work

        I only wish that I could record some of the phone conversations that I have with clients at work without the risk of getting fired or in trouble. Some of the tech support calls are so absolutely stupid that I just want to slam my head right through my workstation's monitor. Some clients that call us just want to have their hand held while they use their computer.

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        • #5
          Re: Fun At Work

          WOW....where's OSHA when you need them?
          RIP Donny Swanstrom...JCF bro
          RIP Dime

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          • #6
            Re: Fun At Work

            Nice work exposing the dangers Matt. Makes ya wonder.


            Oh, and cameras are not allowed where I work, sorry.
            Scott
            Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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            • #7
              Re: Fun At Work

              I work in my office all day and occasionally stroll through my warehouse to see what my monkeys are up to. I have a top-notch junior NCO who is my right arm so safety issues are few and far between. Only thing I have to worry about are nasty paper cuts or the occasional fight with a rabid stapler. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] There are days, however, where I miss being a worker bee down on the floor.
              My future band shall be known as "One Samich Short Of A Picnic"!

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              • #8
                Re: Fun At Work

                Fabulous point of views!! Genius..

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                • #9
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                  The third picture with the wooden blocks supporting that heavy iron above really cracked me up. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                  Newc, stay safe! You don't want those wooden blocks giving way and having that iron crushing your mad scientist mitts now, do you? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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                  • #10
                    Re: Fun At Work

                    It is so fucking awesome be RETIRED at the ripe old age of 40...

                    fuck work! [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]

                    but unfortubately...ya gotta make money.. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Fun At Work

                      I sense future submissions to Ogrish

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                      • #12
                        More Fun At Work

                        Continuing my expose` of stupidity, I present these photos:



                        There's something odd about this pic. Now, our S.O.P. (Standard Operating Procedure) allows us to stack these 3-ton coils on top of each other like this with no problem - the pallets they're on are very sturdy. You could probably make a neck out of one of the boards and not have to use a truss rod.
                        But still, there's something not quite right here [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

                        Let's step back a couple of feet and see the Big Picture:



                        Notice the stack on the left? It's right next to the first stack, and slightly in front of it. Notice the first stack's pallets seem to be turned a little sideways? That front stack being so close makes it difficult (impossible, really) to get a forklift in there to get the other stack straight, much less take one off the top. Using an overhead crane's no good because it'll damage the retaining bands on the coil underneath. The left-hand stack will have to be moved one by one, and you can't sling these around like pillows [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                        Let's take a different look at that front stack, shall we?



                        Yeah. Ok. [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]
                        Someone needs a remedial course in stacking objects - you know, like a set of those little wooden blocks you had as a baby with the Alphabet on them?
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                        Moving on, I stumbled across a mystery, so I dug out my green shirt and brown bell bottoms and a box of Scooby Snacks, and solved the case.

                        First clue:


                        Hmmm. This looks a lot like....



                        ...the key that locks the guide rollers on the decoiler in place. Maybe someone took it out?



                        I couldn't get that lucky. Some dumbass broke it off in the hole, and the rest of the thread is flush with the hole. It's a nice clean break, too. Couldn't get it any cleaner if you tried.
                        Gonna be a real bitch when it comes time to adjust those guide rollers for a different type of steel, which will be happening in 2 days.
                        And yes, it's locked.
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                        Accident Waiting To Happen: Defined by the following pic:



                        When that 3rd coil is raised, the 4th one is going to unwrap. It's solid cold-rolled steel. It doesn't like to be rolled that tightly, and will let you know that in about 2 seconds. Someone's gonna need a chest x-ray for broken ribs when this one lets go.
                        Gimme a bottle of Workman's Comp and a glazed donut, to go.
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                        Look closely and you'll notice a difference in thickness between the middle two coils. The two bottom coils are the same, but the three on top of those two are different. As are the 7 coils stacked in front of that stack. And yes, this stack is against the wall.
                        Murphy's Law dictates we will need the bottom two coils looooong before we need even one of the others, which means someone's gonna get stuck with a shit job. Hopefully it's the same doofus that stacked them like that.
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                        Tune in next time when I officially declare that I'm moving to the fuckin Moon [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                        I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

                        The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

                        My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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                        • #13
                          Re: More Fun At Work

                          Newc: too much time on your hands bro! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                          • #14
                            Re: More Fun At Work

                            [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

                            I haven't laughed this hard in a loooooooooooooong time man! Thanks ever so much! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                            You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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                            • #15
                              Re: More Fun At Work

                              Newc, these are great. I'm a compliance and safety person and I gotta tell ya, I've been there and seen that.

                              Mind if I use some of these pics for training [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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