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    Got this in one of those funky-ass spam emails (contains no links, though the email had other crap not included here):
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    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

    The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

    My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

  • #2
    Re: Somebody wanted help writing lyrics?

    My favorite email ever was titled 'Asteroid Cup!'

    I still love it, it made it to my inbox, so proud and confident. Walking into my life as if I would understand exactly what to do with an Asteroid Cup.

    I have searched for meaning in Asteroid Cup, things I could do with such a product - or was it a Natural Occurance, the Asteroid Cup which happens only once every 100 years......

    Alas, I have found no use for the Asteroid cup....So I deleted it [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
    When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off. - Ace Frehley

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    • #3
      Re: Somebody wanted help writing lyrics?

      I don't have a spawm filter because things like this are so fun to read!

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      • #4
        Re: Somebody wanted help writing lyrics?

        Newc, it's against the rules to post e-mail [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]
        I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

        - Newc

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        • #5
          Re: Somebody wanted help writing lyrics?

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          Newc, it's against the rules to post e-mail [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

          [/ QUOTE ]

          But Tim, you know as well as I do the breaking the rules is what made America great!

          or was it The particle accelerator, an accidentally so-called light bulb, and a salad dressing toward the plaintiff are what made America great! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

          The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

          My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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          • #6
            Re: Somebody wanted help writing lyrics?

            Rules are made to be broken. No better way too concentrate everyone's attention on something and then tell em they can't do it.

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            • #7
              Re: Somebody wanted help writing lyrics?

              You stole my lyrics!!!!!!!!! I've been working on that for years!

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