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  • I swear officer, I ain't been huffing paint!

    I think he may have been huffing
    Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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    Re: I swear officer, I ain\'t been huffing paint!

    "It wasn't me!!"
    "I swear officer, someone spray painted my face"
    "I've been set up!!, you put it there"
    Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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    • #3
      Re: I swear officer, I ain\'t been huffing paint!

      <font color="yellow">Sad!!

      True story, we had a rash of huffing in IIRC about 94-95 on Camp Hansen, Okinawa with Motor-T and a few other sections.

      I was an Engineer, Heavy Equipment (junk) Operator and we had to do a field ex and my buddy/roomie and I saw a bunch of them huffing before they drove off in a 5-ton. Myself and Kirk were like "Schultz, I see notzing, I hear notzing" and wen't on about our day.

      About 3 weeks later, on a Saturday morning, we were playing Playstation or watching the Far East Network (we called it the forced entertainment network [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]) we heard PMO (Military Police) come screaming into our barracks parking lot. Now, with the exception of the 3rd deck which was 3rd and 5th Force Recon Marines, our barracks were relatively quiet.

      We go out in the hall and see one of our friends come out of her room screaming "Oh my god, oh my god blah blah blah" followed immediately by the Paramedics carrying out another buddy of ours, LCpl Bev McClain on a stretcher. She was as blue as a Smurf and didn't look good at all.

      A short while later, we got word (rumor mill) that she was pronounced dead at the hospital.

      Cause of death: huffing Glade air-freshener [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

      Huffing is bad folks, not a joke!! </font>

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      • #4
        Re: I swear officer, I ain\'t been huffing paint!

        [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] Moron [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
        Occupation: Department Director for the Department of Redundancy Department

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        • #5
          Re: I swear officer, I ain\'t been huffing paint!

          +1 to Sams comment, huffing is horrible. So dangerous and not worth the risk.
          I keep the bible in a pool of blood
          So that none of its lies can affect me

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          • #6
            Re: I swear officer, I ain\'t been huffing paint!

            "Huffing is bad, Mmmmm-k?"

            I got a guy in my neighborhood, who is probably in his thirties now, that I have watched huff toluene and glue since he (and I) were kids. He's now a veg in a wheelchair and pretty much a waste of space from that crap. And he still sits on his mom's porch and sniffs every day. I can't believe he isn't dead yet. Although he is the walking dead for sure...

            What a sad thing...

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            • #7
              Re: I swear officer, I ain\'t been huffing paint!

              what the fuck is it with Oki? we never had these kind of problems in Fuji or Iwakuni. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] and I had some real dumbasses in my platoons.
              1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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              • #8
                Re: I swear officer, I ain\'t been huffing paint!

                <font color="yellow">I dunno [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img] Hansen was a weird base....7th Communication Bn. (7th Con [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]) had a whore house working out of the barracks until that got shut down [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] 9th ESB was making amateur porn and selling it to the Okinawans outside the gate [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Nothin unusual [img]/images/graemlins/nono.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                We were Engineers, that was Motor-T....we had nothing to do with it [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img]

                I know once the investigation started by NCIS pretty much everybody in the Shop got ruined, relieved, put in jail, or discharged.

                It was ugly.

                </font>

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                • #9
                  Re: I swear officer, I ain\'t been huffing paint!

                  The capacity of the human animal for self-destruction knows no bounds... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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                  • #10
                    Re: I swear officer, I ain\'t been huffing paint!

                    LMAO, we had that kind of craziness in tech school in 29 Palms. You expect it from a bunch of boots though.
                    1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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                    • #11
                      Re: I swear officer, I ain\'t been huffing paint!

                      My old drummer used to huff glue, rubber cement, the whole deal.

                      They would get rubber cememnt, put it in a bag put it to their face, and breath in, until the cement was gelatinous rather than runny. Then he would have a face as pale as what I'm typing onto, and droll would come out of his mouth.

                      I don't think people realize, when you feel like that, it's your brain dying, they just think it's a cheap thrill.

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                      • #12
                        Re: I swear officer, I ain\'t been huffing paint!

                        I want my brain to die...I'm smoking it to death...but it won't die...

                        my brain is the center of the Universe...so when it goes...we all go..

                        I'm gonna smoke some more now

                        Bye! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #13
                          Re: I swear officer, I ain\'t been huffing paint!

                          I knew a kid when I was in jr high that huffed *freon* and it killed him.

                          Kinda funny/sad story... I ran a print shop for awhile, and we used some pretty badass chemicals for cleaning. Bad enough that we were to call the EPA if we had a spill. Anyways, we had rags that went out in the dumpster that had ink and this chemical on it. The bums would go into the alley, dig through the dumpster and huff the fumes from the rags. You could tell which ones, because they had that color ink all over their face. We'd nickname them according to the color - blue beaked bums, yellow faced transients, red nose hobo, etc.

                          Pete

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                          • #14
                            Re: I swear officer, I ain\'t been huffing paint!

                            When I was a punk ass teen..
                            I used to get that compressed air duster shit for electronics.
                            A can of that and a bag of balloons..straight to the Wal-Mart cashier and straight home. We had interesting experiences.

                            I only did it a handfull of times, I had other friends that went thru two cans in 4 hours.

                            It was the most bizzarre high ever. I stopped because one time I felt like I wasn't coming back... scarry as hell.
                            Everything was compressing and expanding and I heard noises like a pinball machine. Was a trip.

                            I'm gonna go smoke now too.

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                            • #15
                              Re: I swear officer, I ain\'t been huffing paint!

                              hell I just did whip-its...right from the grocery store shelf when I was a bagboy..

                              I would hit all the cans man...then walk up front to the store while still holding my breath...then laughing my ass off for "no reason" while packin' some ol' ladies bag.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

                              they never caught me...I was the Whip-it bandit.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                              Now all the redi-whip cans are sealed for my protection! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                              shit! [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]

                              man, at night when I was a stock boy...I sucked the air out of every single one of those fuggin' cans!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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