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  • #1

    Are you afraid of the toilet?

    Should you be? Here's one reason why.
    Scary toilet story.

    That would give me the heebie-jeebies for quite a while. [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]
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  • #2
    Re: Are you afraid of the toilet?

    Better that than having it bite you when you're already sitting down!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
    You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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    • #3
      Re: Are you afraid of the toilet?

      any snake clever enough to bite me in the fuggin' ass while tryin' to take a dump derserves a good hearty meal and a cigar! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #4
        Re: Are you afraid of the toilet?

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        any snake clever enough to bite me in the fuggin' ass while tryin' to take a dump derserves a good hearty meal and a cigar! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

        [/ QUOTE ]

        [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        • #5
          Re: Are you afraid of the toilet?

          The only snake in my toilet is attached to me.
          Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

          http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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          • #6
            Re: Are you afraid of the toilet?

            need to make bumper stickers "take a peek before you Leak"..
            Bon Jovi is like a frozen Coca Cola.. It's cool, it's crunchy, but when all is said and done it is still pop....

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            • #7
              Re: Are you afraid of the toilet?

              in the Amazon there is a fish that swims up your pee-hole...seriously...it's a nastly little dick fish..

              when your taking a piss in the river ...the little fucker swims up your pee stream ...like a salmon....right into your pee hole..

              now if I had a choice between that toilet snake or that dick fish...I'd take the snake anyday!
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #8
                Re: Are you afraid of the toilet?

                Those are called Candiru! They lodge themselves in your urether with their dorsal fins/spikes. Nasty critters!
                You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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                • #9
                  Re: Are you afraid of the toilet?

                  ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh man..

                  could you imagine...Candiru can suck my dick....no scratch that....no that's OK!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img]
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Are you afraid of the toilet?

                    [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    I'd be wearing iron armor underpants in the amazon! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Are you afraid of the toilet?

                      man the hell with the Amizon...to hell with that shit hole...I wouldn't want to go there for anything..

                      I even hate camping ...my idea of "roughing it" is when my electricity goes out and my air doesn't work..NO FUCKING CAMPING FOR ME!!!!

                      If the temperture outside is past 80 degress I start sweating and complaining more than an old jewish lady at the grocery store..
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Are you afraid of the toilet?

                        Camping? Camping is God's way of reminding you why you bought a house...(No offense,Horns)
                        Bon Jovi is like a frozen Coca Cola.. It's cool, it's crunchy, but when all is said and done it is still pop....

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                        • #13
                          Re: Are you afraid of the toilet?

                          I'm afraid of the darkness have you seen these guys especially the singer [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                          According To The Prophecy

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                          • #14
                            Re: Are you afraid of the toilet?

                            [ QUOTE ]
                            I'm afraid of the darkness have you seen these guys especially the singer [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                            [/ QUOTE ]


                            You mean this guy? [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
                            Look Up...Get Up...And Never EVER Give Up...

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                            • #15
                              Re: Are you afraid of the toilet?

                              http://www.straightdope.com/columns/010907.html

                              o m f g

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