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  • #16
    Re: Are you afraid of the toilet?

    Snakes can get into the sewer looking for rats
    and then they take the nearest exit. That can be your toilet unfortunately.

    I remember several times while living in L.A.
    reading such stories on the local news. It was always a neighbor's pet that got out, went down their toilet and came up in another person's apartment. They were always pythons and never hurt anyone, but they were pets and probably not hungry.

    Water moccasins though... I HATE those things!
    They are MEAN and nasty, very poisonous! And
    they have no fear of humans, they'll come right at you ready to bite your ass!
    Ron is the MAN!!!!

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    • #17
      Re: Are you afraid of the toilet?

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      in the Amazon there is a fish that swims up your pee-hole...seriously...it's a nastly little dick fish..

      when your taking a piss in the river ...the little fucker swims up your pee stream ...like a salmon....right into your pee hole..

      now if I had a choice between that toilet snake or that dick fish...I'd take the snake anyday!


      [/ QUOTE ]

      What if the snake had to bite your dick?

      [ QUOTE ]
      they have no fear of humans, they'll come right at you ready to bite your ass!



      [/ QUOTE ]
      I guess so! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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      • #18
        Re: Are you afraid of the toilet?

        [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]...

        Look at that guy in that fuggin' Darkness..blowin' sweet kisses to the crowd.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

        LOOK AT HIM!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

        Look at what he's wearing...look at him...look at his physiche.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

        Man , if I had to be alone with him or that Candiru...it looks like my pud is a aquarium !!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #19
          Re: Are you afraid of the toilet?

          [ QUOTE ]
          http://www.straightdope.com/columns/010907.html

          o m f g

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          "WARNING! Gross-out quotient: high."

          Bwaha [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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          • #20
            Re: Are you afraid of the toilet?

            The Darkness ROCK though!
            You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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