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  • #16
    Re: Stupid product warnings?!?

    A toaster I bought had a warning "Do not use while in the bathtub" with it.

    I didn't either... Good thing they told me...

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    • #17
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      Boss manual, anyone? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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      • #18
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        [ QUOTE ]
        Yup, the RV story was true - assclown set the cruise control and got up from the driver's seat to get some coffee. He caused a major accident and blamed it on the owner's manual not specifically stating he couldn't do that, and the idiot judge ruled in his favor [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]The guy and the judge should be shot in the head and hung in trees until they completely dissolve into dust.I've got a set of Christmas lights that say "For Indoor/Outdoor Use Only"A can of Planter's peanuts says "Caution: This can contains peanuts" - Gee, I hope so [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

        [/ QUOTE ]I guess you can't use the Christmas lights in your swimming pool? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]The peanuts thing, funny as it sounds, can be justified as extra reinforcement because some people are deathly allergic to peanuts.
        Ron is the MAN!!!!

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        • #19
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          Here in Sweden we haven't had much lawsuits over misuse of products, so we don't have very many obvious warning signs - except when it comes to cigarettes! The government is on a hardcore propaganda raid to make people quit smoking, so we get these huge warning stickers on the packets.

          I am reading off of my cigarette pack right now. It says:
          "Smoking will seriously harm yourself and people in your surroundings."

          A while back they had one that just said: "SMOKING KILLS". I liked that one. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I think they had to pull it after a court decision in favour of the tobacco industry though.

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          • #20
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            I love how lighters say "Keep away from fire" but when you light them there is a fire on top of it. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
            Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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            • #21
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              [ QUOTE ]
              A toaster I bought had a warning "Do not use while in the bathtub" with it.

              I didn't either... Good thing they told me...

              [/ QUOTE ]
              If the water gets cold, you can use the toaster to warm it up, no? [img]/images/graemlins/idea2.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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              • #22
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                Don´t know if its true or not, but I have heard about a Superman costume wearing a tag saying "this costume will not give you the ability to fly"

                This one is pretty weird too:



                [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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                • #23
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                  Don´t know if its true or not, but I have heard about a Superman costume wearing a tag saying "this costume will not give you the ability to fly"

                  This one is pretty weird too:



                  [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

                  [/ QUOTE ]


                  [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] That must be made for Koreans so they'll sit, not squat. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
                  My future band shall be known as "One Samich Short Of A Picnic"!

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                  • #24
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                    are people in third world countries THAT fucking stupid...

                    Jesus titty fucking Christ... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #25
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                      are people in third world countries THAT fucking stupid...

                      Jesus titty fucking Christ... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                      [/ QUOTE ]

                      Well, a good portion of the toilets in Korea are just a hole in the ground so squatting is the norm. Not sure how a die-hard Korean would approach a real toilet, though. I imagine it would look like something like that pic. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      My future band shall be known as "One Samich Short Of A Picnic"!

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                      • #26
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                        wheeeeeeew...


                        can you say ...HUMAN MONKEY!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #27
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                          [ QUOTE ]
                          peanuts thing, funny as it sounds, can be justified as extra reinforcement because some people are deathly allergic to peanuts.

                          [/ QUOTE ]

                          What the fuck else would be in a can of peanuts? Anyone who is deathly alergic to peanuts who opens a can of peanuts and eats them deserves to die.

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                          • #28
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                            are people in third world countries THAT fucking stupid...

                            [/ QUOTE ]

                            Yes
                            http://www.jacknapalm.com/

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                            • #29
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                              you know , the people who wrote the bible...was much less advanced than this.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                              kinda funny...but TRUE!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #30
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                                What the fuck else would be in a can of peanuts? Anyone who is deathly alergic to peanuts who opens a can of peanuts and eats them deserves to die.


                                [/ QUOTE ]

                                I guess so. It's about as smart as one of us tipping back a bottle of motor oil... Wait, those have warnings not to ingest too! Goddammit people are stupid!

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