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  • #31
    Re: Stupid product warnings?!?

    There's a sign on the wall at work that says "DANGER: CONFINED SPACE - DO NOT ENTER"

    This sign is attached to the side of a conveyor-loaded furnace that is about 100 feet long and 6 feet wide, maintains an average temperature of roughly 2000 degrees Farenheit at all times, and has visible flame in the front of it.
    But OSHA says we gotta put the sign up [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]
    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

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    • #32
      Re: Stupid product warnings?!?

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      What the fuck else would be in a can of peanuts? Anyone who is deathly alergic to peanuts who opens a can of peanuts and eats them deserves to die.


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      I guess so. It's about as smart as one of us tipping back a bottle of motor oil... Wait, those have warnings not to ingest too! Goddammit people are stupid!

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      yet our fine constitution says you can drink anything you want to.
      Not helping the situation since 1965!

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