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    Do they make them in blonde? Clicky [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]


  • #2
    Re: Robogirl

    Great - Fuckbots - finally [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

    The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

    My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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    • #3
      Re: Robogirl

      <font color="yellow">Why do I forsee a "all must go sale" from Newc soon [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      Can you imagine what the mad Dr Newcenstein can do to a android [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      This, folks, may be the beginning of the end [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

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      • #4
        Re: Robogirl

        A woman you can put on mute [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        • #5
          Re: Robogirl

          do you think the dude programmed the robot to giva a blowjob?
          You can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...

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          • #6
            Re: Robogirl

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            do you think the dude programmed the robot to giva a blowjob?

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            Thats the first thing I would have did but it would have to follow up with making me a sandwich and giving me the TV clicker. Then it needs to leave the room and go clean the house, mow the lawn and wash my car.

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            • #7
              Re: Robogirl

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              do you think the dude programmed the robot to giva a blowjob?

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              Thats the first thing I would have did but it would have to follow up with making me a sandwich and giving me the TV clicker. Then it needs to leave the room and go clean the house, mow the lawn and wash my car.

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              +1 [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              Unleash the fury.....Texas style!

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              • #8
                Re: Robogirl

                robot love is wrong.. watch the "i dated a robot" episode from Futurama! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
                "I hate these filthy neutrals! With enemies, you know where they stand. But with neutrals... who knows? It sickens me!"

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                • #9
                  Re: Robogirl

                  <font color="yellow">Ya know....if they changed the name to "robo-ho'" it would probably go through the roof in sales [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                  Krista and I were watching one of the "Real Sex" programs on HBO or something, and there's a company that makes high quality/$$ "dolls" that are anatomically correct etc. and a dude who ordered one had the camera team there as he opened "her" up.

                  Was kinda frightening and spooky [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] that A) somebody actually bought one, and B) he dressed "her" in something a Porn-Star would be proud to wear on a set. </font>

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                  • #10
                    Re: Robogirl

                    I have a friend who has TWO of those "Real Doll" things. He has never had a real girlfriend BTW, although I do think he's had sex with real girls a few times. Anyway, he became completely paranoid about getting STDs and decided this was the way to go. The first one was about $5K, the second closer to $7K.

                    I will say the T&A have a realistic feel except that they aren't warm. Kinda necroish I would think. He rubs them down and says he can get them warm before he hops on though. Yeah, it's weird, but he's been weird for 30 years that I've known him, so it's not as surprising that he did this as it would be if someone else did. We call him "Dollboy" in our clique!
                    Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Robogirl

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                      It's very satisfying, although we obviously have a long way to go yet."


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                      <font color="aqua">until what????? [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>
                      Dave ->

                      "would someone answer that damn phone?!?!"

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                      • #12
                        Re: Robogirl

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                        It's very satisfying, although we obviously have a long way to go yet."


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                        <font color="aqua">until what????? [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

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                        untill they can program teh robot to lay down and spread the legs LOL .. ATM, it only moves above the waist.

                        i know that they got a 6k jenna jameson doll .. they put plastic on her so they got a 100% outhentic cast of her ass n' stuff ..
                        but why buy the doll if i can just call her up and tell her to come over [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

                        LOL





                        i wish
                        You can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...

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                        • #13
                          Re: Robogirl

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                          do you think the dude programmed the robot to giva a blowjob?

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                          More importantly, is it programmed to swallow? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                          • #14
                            Re: Robogirl

                            Can you imagine the possibilities for a major malfunction while you are in flagrante delicto? "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that." [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                            • #15
                              Re: Robogirl

                              Maybe I can finaly have a threesome now....

                              a fuckbot and the wife..

                              cool.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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