Dust Off - Another tragic tale of a dead moron

[horns666]

Re: Dust Off - Another tragic tale of a dead moron

Satan talks to me ..always

he tells me that God is embarrased he made us and that we are his mistastakes and we are on our own...just like Satan himself.

he tried to kill us off in that great flood a few thousand years ago...and he never looked back since..

since , he never did apologize for that nor showed his face since..or wrote any more books explaing his actions..

so I thought it was good info..just thought I'd share..

BTW..The problem that we have with God...is that he made us too much in his own image..Petty , Proud and unaccountable..an asshole really [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Top Jimmy B]

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"Medical Marijuana"?! You gotta be fuckin kidding me. If Weed had a legitimate medicinal purpose don't you think it'd be all over the TV every 10 minutes with a 5-minute side-effect disclaimer?
It's just an excuse for potheads to giggle about being able to smoke dope legally and claim they're a victim of something.

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Wow, Newc is right on the money here. I first tried pot to relieve the pain and nausea of cancer and its therapy on the advice of my oncologist. Oxycontin was making me puke and shake and feel even worse than I already did, so the Doc suggested a little puff of the sticky stuff to ease me through it. Other than coughing after every puff, it made me feel much better and even if it hadn't I just didn't care. Having a nurse light my roach was quite an event as well.

I have only ever smoked when I felt like crap and don't forsee that changing much, despite the fact that I am a "pothead giggling about being able to smoke legally." [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img]

Thanks for the diagnosis, Newc. You take paypal for your snake oil or should I just send you cash?

[Newc]

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And what was the reason for the flood? What were people doing that greatly displeased God so much? Killing each other left and right, and basically doing whatever they wanted no matter the outcome [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]
See, Man was created above the animals, not to be their food, and not to be their equals, and certainly not to follow the animals' example of behavior. Humans are NOT animals, they are Human. They are a totally separate species, which is why there is no intermingling, despite repeated attempts among various morons of *all* ancestries to produce a half-sheep, half-goat, or half-whatever.

Among the people of the earth at the time of the flood, only Noah and his family were not participating in this crap.
Now, at that time there were not 3 billion people. There were not even 1 million people. I doubt seriously there was more than half a million people, so finding one out of all those who wasn't following the herd mentality was not very difficult.
So rather than drown everyone including Noah and start all over, God picked Noah and his family as the Sample Cases to start over with. This is pretty much the same thing as only breeding your purebred horse or dog with another purebred - to have more control over the results further down the line.

Now, God had no sympathy (at least none recorded) for the morons he drowned in the flood, because they were doing exactly what they were NOT supposed to do, and did it willingly, knowing they were not supposed to do it.

So again, why should I have sympathy for the kid that killed himself? Because no one told him that sucking Dust Off *specifically* would kill him? [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

Are they now putting up signs in school that say "Don't Do Drugs - except for the ones on this list, because they can't really hurt you, you're just not supposed to cuz it's dirty"
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[horns666]

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THC helps pain...this is fact!

Montell Williams thinks so...he's on a whole bandwagon about it..

[Newc]

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"Medical Marijuana"?! You gotta be fuckin kidding me. If Weed had a legitimate medicinal purpose don't you think it'd be all over the TV every 10 minutes with a 5-minute side-effect disclaimer?
It's just an excuse for potheads to giggle about being able to smoke dope legally and claim they're a victim of something.

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Wow, Newc is right on the money here. I first tried pot to relieve the pain and nausea of cancer and its therapy on the advice of my oncologist. Oxycontin was making me puke and shake and feel even worse than I already did, so the Doc suggested a little puff of the sticky stuff to ease me through it. Other than coughing after every puff, it made me feel much better and even if it hadn't I just didn't care. Having a nurse light my roach was quite an event as well.

I have only ever smoked when I felt like crap and don't forsee that changing much, despite the fact that I am a "pothead giggling about being able to smoke legally." [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img]

Thanks for the diagnosis, Newc. You take paypal for your snake oil or should I just send you cash?

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So rather than head on down to a local Health/Herbalist-type place you took the Doctor's recommendation for a synthetic pain reliever that is a poor copy of a naturally-occurring substance, and when that didn't work the pothead Dr recommends a light toke instead.
Fantabulous.
Sounds like you already bought the Snake Oil - from your Doctor.

Bill - Put it in a bottle if it's so great, and let it compete with the other naturally-occurring substances that are already in a bottle and has no side effects like the prescription synthetics do.

[horns666]

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BUT GOD KILLED MAN PERIOD... in his own admitance ..we were a "mistake"...and the only one he saved was Noah...but he got butt slammed in the ark by a family member..

So Noah was the best he could do..

Get the fuck outta here...what STUPID BULLSHIT!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img]

It's "retarded" to follow a ancient "religion" made by mere monkeys in caves who didn't even wipe their asses yet...they wrote the book you worship so much...written with with their shit on their hands..

and you want to take their word for it...I thought you were supposed to be .."intelligent"...

This religion , all religions are out dated , serves no purpose , and fixes nothing ...it is a crutch for the weak and the lazy..and pathetic

Tragedy...and simplicity is what God thrives on...therefore he'll be here for a long time...unfortunately! [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img]

If I could put my gun to God's head right now ...I'd blow his brains out! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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Newc, weed is a plant made by your God. It's natural, he wants you to smoke up! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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"If I could put my gun to God's head right now ...I'd blow his brains out! "

This should be my NEW sig...but if somebody wants it...go for it.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Top Jimmy B]

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Socialized medicine, Newc. I didn't pay my doctor shit. I lost a testicle, lymph nodes and a whole lotta weight for freeeeeeee - and I got high. Woohoo.

You think I was sold some snake oil? Maybe, but it worked and if it hadn't I could admit I was wrong...all my pride went in the trash with my nut.

I have tried naturopaths and herbalists on many occasions with no success. I have been fighting cancer since the early nineties and have attempted everything to win my battles. It seems I am succeeding in this last bout and I don't attribute any of that to weed. Only my lack of giving a shit.

[horns666]

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I love you Jimmy...

I'll pay God back for you man...when I meet him...I'm taking his ball...and say...hey you dick , that's for my friend Jimmy!

I'll say hey man he's a good man..better than Noah...and he believed in you and that's how you thank him...and I'll kick him right in the nuts...and I'll wear my steel toes just for the occassion.. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

Don't worry Jimbo...this is between me and that faggot...this has nothing to do with you...you can still go to heaven if you want to..

but I'll be in hell ...having FUN!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

[Endrik]

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"If I could put my gun to God's head right now ...I'd blow his brains out! "

This should be my NEW sig...but if somebody wants it...go for it.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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so you're a self proclaimed messiah
or maybe a blasphemes liar
a clever hypnotic hoax
a hallowed heretic coax
who tells these stories so old
no, never the same twice told
speaking in distorted thruths
i see that thomas wants some proof
did you come to heal the sick
with one more magician's trick
ye generation seeks a sign
while blind keeps leading the blind

so you say there is no god
just a clever man's charade
a once upon a fairy tales fraud
has god made man or man made god

there is no god

confused thy talk in parables
accused thou walk in parallels
a simple game of simon says
this month's flavor sciences
today's fact, tomorrow's fiction
leave the rest to superstition
if knowledge comes from learning books
wisdom comes from discerning looks
a fool that says there is no god
don't feel for that sorry sod
who needs proof then he'll believe
i wonder if he's been deceived

there is no god

- G.Cherone

[horns666]

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Jeebus ..Extreme wrote that shit...sounds like a death metal song..

sounds like slayer.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[GodOfRhythm]

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Very interesting to see how this went into a religious discussion again.

[Newc]

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Sounds like another disgruntled ex-Catholic that found out the hard way that Mary and the Pope can't do anything to help [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[sully]

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Very interesting to see how this went into a religious discussion again.

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