Rocky VI

[Cuthroat]

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Not sure if its true but I read an article a few months back that Vin Diesel was their number 1 choice to play the villian in the new rocky. **insert pukey icon here**

[pro-fusion]

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Here's the supposed Rambo IV treatment:

"Rambo IV: Holy War, as it’s called, sees Stallone’s iconic super-soldier return to the screen as the matured sage; he's married, with an adopted son, influenced by Islamic Sufism, and now working as an environmentalist at the United Nations. When the UN Assembly is hijacked by sadistic Islamist terrorists, Rambo tries to take the terrorists down, knowing that his Afghani-adopted son, Tomask, is part of the terrorist mission."

Wow, I would have been embarrassed to write crap like that when I was 13.

Stallone is supposedly a pretty intelligent guy, and I can't imagine that he needs the money that bad. You'd think maybe he'd go the indie route and try to make good movies or something.

[VitaminG]

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wow, how did Rambo's son get caught up in that? Did John not raise him very well, or is it something that's genetically encoded into any one of Islamic faith, regardless of upbringing?

[RobRR]

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next thing you know, they'll bring Rambo back.. and when rambo is back.. chuck norris is gonna make another vietnam movie

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[hammer84]

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Here's the supposed Rambo IV treatment:

"Rambo IV: Holy War, as it’s called, sees Stallone’s iconic super-soldier return to the screen as the matured sage; he's married, with an adopted son, influenced by Islamic Sufism, and now working as an environmentalist at the United Nations. When the UN Assembly is hijacked by sadistic Islamist terrorists, Rambo tries to take the terrorists down, knowing that his Afghani-adopted son, Tomask, is part of the terrorist mission."



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Ok in the first one he couldn't get a job washing dishes, now he is in the UN think tank [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] I must have missed Ramgo 3.5 Jonny goes back to school............

[Tekky]

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nice work Tim! And in true "to hell with the original" spirit of modern Hollywood (see Inspector Gadget, Charlie's Angels, Bewitched, etc), the General Lee will have an on-board computer that allows him to speak to Bo & Luke, gun turrets will pop out of the roof & fenders, and the mercenaries will be whoever the current international BGOTMs (Bad Guys Of The Month) are. I don't think the world hates the Germans anymore. Or the Russians. How about airport Hare Krishnas? Let's just make them some generic olive-skinned people of undetermined middle-eastern extraction. As long as they sound like the bad guys on Team America, we're good.

Daisy will stand in the Hazzard town square with an M-16 on each arm....budda..budda..budda..budda....cutting the baddies down in swathes as her sexy arse cheeks wobble out the sides of her cut-offs.

And the President (a retired war hero, of course. Only retired war heroes are capable of properly governing a nation) can fly into town in his monogrammed fighter jet and blow the bad guys to kingdom come. Cos in the movies, even the Prez kicks the bad guys arse. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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You know... If it weren't for the use of the word "arse", I would swear you were a Hollywood exec! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Tetsuo]

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Not sure if its true but I read an article a few months back that Vin Diesel was their number 1 choice to play the villian in the new rocky. **insert pukey icon here**

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YEah the Vin Desiel rumor is flying around a lot that would be a terible choice. I hope Dolph Lungren comes back we need Drago...

Carl Weathers can reprise his role as Apollo the trainer but it will be from heaven Like Chubbs in Lil Nicky!

[Davey]

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this shit is getting funnier with each post!!

hey, red scorpion was a good movie..


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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




but watch out people.. lest one of the true Hollywood executives peers in here and steals one of the ideas..

i've seen worse things in movies than the stuff written here

[Cuthroat]

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Carl Weathers can reprise his role as Apollo the trainer but it will be from heaven Like Chubbs in Lil Nicky!

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I thought carl weathers played chubbs in Happy Gilmore [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

[Tekky]

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I'm sure that's what he meant. After a while all Adam Sandler's movies blend together.. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Accept2]

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Stallone was at the Mora-Manfredo press confrence today. He said filming on the new Rocky will begin in December............

[Sparkytfl]

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A terminator movie that won't be starring arnold would be wrong.
The idea of another clerks movie is pretty cool. Though I liked the cartoon much better than the movie.