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my brothers were very sick long haired rockers from the 60 and early 70's.two of my brothers ,jimmy and eddie went out drinking with their buddies one night. they got absolutely schnockered and closed the bar t approx. 4:30 a.m. one block awaay from the bar was a mcdonalds. they broke in , turned all the lights on, cooked up a storm and made a huge mess of the place, ate and stumbled home. my brother jimmy happened to grab two big boxes of frozen hamburgers from the joint and they all sang their way home. once they got to my house, my brother was piss drunk and was like, "eddie, what should i do with these burgers?" my brother eddie says i don't know, leave them in the bushes or something. jimmy puts them in the bushes , it's about 5:30 a.m. in the summertime in New York. 8 a.m. rolls around and there is about 35 dogs in our front yard just frenzying over the two big boxes of burgers. jimmy and eddie start running out the door real quickly saying gotta go to work mom, see ya, and my mom is freaking out screaming at them how the hell could you leave those outside and where the hell did you get them in the first place. i was 7 at the time and cracking up rolling on the flor watching the whole town's dogs going at it which was later dubbed as the half frozen pattie battle of new york.
my mom claims i was ruined by age 5 because of my older brothers.
my brothers were very sick long haired rockers from the 60 and early 70's.two of my brothers ,jimmy and eddie went out drinking with their buddies one night. they got absolutely schnockered and closed the bar t approx. 4:30 a.m. one block awaay from the bar was a mcdonalds. they broke in , turned all the lights on, cooked up a storm and made a huge mess of the place, ate and stumbled home. my brother jimmy happened to grab two big boxes of frozen hamburgers from the joint and they all sang their way home. once they got to my house, my brother was piss drunk and was like, "eddie, what should i do with these burgers?" my brother eddie says i don't know, leave them in the bushes or something. jimmy puts them in the bushes , it's about 5:30 a.m. in the summertime in New York. 8 a.m. rolls around and there is about 35 dogs in our front yard just frenzying over the two big boxes of burgers. jimmy and eddie start running out the door real quickly saying gotta go to work mom, see ya, and my mom is freaking out screaming at them how the hell could you leave those outside and where the hell did you get them in the first place. i was 7 at the time and cracking up rolling on the flor watching the whole town's dogs going at it which was later dubbed as the half frozen pattie battle of new york.
my mom claims i was ruined by age 5 because of my older brothers.
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