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  • Runaway bride serves mower time

    http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...unaway_bride_6
    http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...agb60308091753


    She started having delusional visions again and believed that she was mowing the vaginal pubes of a large martian lesbian! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Seriously, I'll gladly don an orange vest and mow your grass for a $500k book deal. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Re: Runaway bride serves mower time

    She owes tax payers everywhere a good blow job [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
    Hear the universe scream
    Bleeding from black holes
    Whom horns careless
    And whom God mourns

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      Re: Runaway bride serves mower time

      Are they frekin serious ? Her mowing her lawn makes a story ? How about when she takes a crap ?

      "prompting her to repeatedly yank on the pull cord to get it started again. After the eighth time, she let out a huge sigh." - Give me a break. I think I will go yank my monkey eight times and let out a sigh....

      Matt

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