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ahhhh man, that monkey is stealing all my moves ...what BULSHIT!!! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
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"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity. -
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OK....now my son knows all about the birds and the bees..now...
he saw the video...I never saw him laugh this hard..
that is some good ol' hot monkey sex...NICE
I was as the zoo once and this chimp came right up to the glass window and starting pulling his pud in front of a full crowd...and all the kids were like .."hey mommy , what's he doin"...so I was slightly induced and said "the same thing I'll be doing later"...some old dude was on his knees laughing his ass off...it was awesome! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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"Daddy how come that monkey is doing the same thing our neighbor does to Mommy while you are not home?"Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.Comment
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I like it when that girl monkey was just walking away and that dude monkey was just humpin' air..
that is soooooooo me and the wife!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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My wife was watching Discovery last night when I got home & they were showing African tribesmen butt-nekkid, beating the bejeezus out of each other w/ sticks. She was getting into it. I hung out for a few, hoping to at least see a couple of waist-level juggs, but no luck. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]Comment
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Why do monkeys do it doggy style?You can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...Comment
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So they can watch NASCAR?Comment
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Maybe dogs do it monkey style? [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]
Actually, it's the easiest angle-of-attack, so to speak, for the G-spot, which is a soft, spongy area usually found at the back of the vagina, not the front, so given the curvature of a penis, when doing it "Missionary", the penis is usually not even touching the G.
If you go in from the front at a steeper angle (front to back rather than knees to nose), you're more likely to hit the G-spot.I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
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omfg. That was fucking awesome. I especially liked the look the female monkey gave the humper near the end. Absolute and complete ownageComment
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Er, do monkeys *care* about the G spot? Do they even have a G spot?"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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G spot - aka GORILLA Spot! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]Comment
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Apparently that one did [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
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Apparently that one did [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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bwahahahaha [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]"It's because the speed of light is superior to the speed of sound that so many people look shiny before they actually sound stupid"
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