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    A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new
    Corvette convertible.

    He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and
    enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he
    had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as
    he roared down I-75.

    He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he
    looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway
    patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and
    siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no
    problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more
    and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120
    mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old
    for this kind of thing. "He pulled over to the side of
    the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with
    him.

    The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked
    up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch.
    "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If
    you can give me a reason why you were speeding that
    I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

    The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my
    wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I
    thought you were bringing her back."

    "Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.
    Occupy JCF

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    Re: Thursday funny

    Lamaze class question....
    (11 August 2005)

    The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

    The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is GOOD for you! Walking is especially beneficial. And, Gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt YOU to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

    The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.

    "Yes?" replied the teacher.

    "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

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    • #3
      Re: Thursday funny

      Good news and bad news...
      (9 August 2005)

      A doctor enters into a patient's room and informs the patient that he has good news and bad news. He then asks the patient which news he would like to hear.

      The patient responds, "Doctor, give me the good news."

      The doctor says, "Well we are gonna name a disease after you."

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      • #4
        Like Lime in your pepsi??????

        Don't worry - I'll smack her if it comes to that. You do not sell guitars to buy shoes. You skimp on food to buy shoes! ~Mrs Tekky 06-03-08~

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        • #5
          Re: Like Lime in your pepsi??????

          bwhahahaha


          Fong

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