>> > > >HISTORY TEST
>> > > >
>> > > > Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take
>> > > the following
>> > > >multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts
>> > > from past history.
>> > > >They actually happened!!!
>> > > >
>> > > > Do you remember?
>> > > >
>> > > >
>>-1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed
>> > > by
>> > > > a. Superman
>> > > > b. Jay Lenno
>> > > > c. Harry Potter
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of
>> > > 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes
>> > > were kidnapped and
>> > > >massacred by
>> > > > a. Olga Corbett
>> > > > b. Sitting Bull
>> > > > c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
>> > > > < U>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between
>> > > the
>>ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken
>> > > over by:
>> > > > a. Lost Norwegians
>> > > > b. Elvis
>> > > > c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 3.During the 1980's a number of Americans
>> > > were kidnapped in
>> > > >Lebanon by:
>> > > > a. John Dillinger
>> > > > b. The King of Sweden
>> > > > c. The
>>Boy Scouts
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut
>> > > was blown up by:
>> > > > a. A pizza delivery boy
>> > > > b. Pee Wee Herman
>> > > > c. Geraldo Rivera
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was
>> > > hijacked and a 70
>> > > >year old
>> > > > American
>>passenger was murdered and
>> > > thrown overboard in his
>> > > >wheelchair by:
>> > > > a. The Smurfs
>> > > > b. Davy Jones
>> > > > c. The Little Mermaid
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at
>> > > Athens, and a US Navy
>> > > >diver trying to
>> > > > rescue passengers was murdered by:
>> > > > a. Captain Kidd
>> > > > b. Charles Lindberg
>> > >
>> > c. Mother Teresa
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
>> > > > a. Scooby Doo
>> > > > b. The Tooth Fairy
>> > > > c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed
>> > > the fir st time by:
>> > > > a. Richard Simmons
>> > >
>> > b. Grandma Moses
>> > > > c. Michael Jordan
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 9.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and
>> > > Tanzania were bombed by:
>> > > > a. Mr. Rogers
>> > > > b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention
>> > > from Wild Bill' s women
>> > > >problems
>> > > > c. The World Wrestling Federation
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > >
>> > 10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked;
>> > > two were used as
>> > > >missiles to take
>> > > > out the World Trade Centers and of the
>> > > remaining two, one
>> > > >crashed
>> > > > into the US Pentagon and the other was
>> > > diverted and crashed by
>> > > >the
>> > > > passengers. Thousands of people were
>> > > killed by:
>> > > > a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck
>> > > and Elmer Fudd
>> > > > b. The Supreme Court of Florida
>> > >
>> > c. Mr. Bean
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 11.In 2002 the United States fought a war in
>> > > Afghanistan against:
>> > > > a. Enron
>> > > > b. The Lutheran Church
>> > > > c. The NFL
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was
>> > > kidnapped and murdered by:
>> > > > a. Bonnie and
>>Clyde
>> > > > b. Captain Kangaroo
>> > > > c. Billy Graham
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between
>> > > the ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 13. 2004 - Spain Railwayy bombings.
>> > > > Muslim male extremists mostly between
>> > > the ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > AND NOW !
>> > > >
>> > >
>> > 14. 2005 London Railway bombings
>> > > > Muslim male extremists mostly between
>> > > the ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > Nope, .I really don't see a pattern here to
>> > > justify profiling, do
>> > > >you?
>> > > >
>> > > >So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone,
>> > > particularly fanatics
>> > > >intent on killing us, airport security screeners
>> > > will no longer be
>> > > >allowed to profile certain people. They must
>> > > conduct random searches of
>> > > >80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with
>> > > proper
>> > > >identification, secret agents of the
>>President's
>> > > security detail,
>> > > >85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal
>> > > of Honor winning and
>> > > >former Governor Joe Foss, but leave
>> > > >Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone
>> > > because of profiling.
>> > > >
>> > > >Let's send this to as many people as we can so that
>> > > the Gloria Aldreds
>> > > >and other dunder-headed attorneys along with
>> > > Federal Justices that want
>> > > >to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of
>> > > themselves - if they have
>> > > >any such sense.
>> > > >
>> > > > Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take
>> > > the following
>> > > >multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts
>> > > from past history.
>> > > >They actually happened!!!
>> > > >
>> > > > Do you remember?
>> > > >
>> > > >
>>-1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed
>> > > by
>> > > > a. Superman
>> > > > b. Jay Lenno
>> > > > c. Harry Potter
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of
>> > > 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes
>> > > were kidnapped and
>> > > >massacred by
>> > > > a. Olga Corbett
>> > > > b. Sitting Bull
>> > > > c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
>> > > > < U>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between
>> > > the
>>ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken
>> > > over by:
>> > > > a. Lost Norwegians
>> > > > b. Elvis
>> > > > c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 3.During the 1980's a number of Americans
>> > > were kidnapped in
>> > > >Lebanon by:
>> > > > a. John Dillinger
>> > > > b. The King of Sweden
>> > > > c. The
>>Boy Scouts
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut
>> > > was blown up by:
>> > > > a. A pizza delivery boy
>> > > > b. Pee Wee Herman
>> > > > c. Geraldo Rivera
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was
>> > > hijacked and a 70
>> > > >year old
>> > > > American
>>passenger was murdered and
>> > > thrown overboard in his
>> > > >wheelchair by:
>> > > > a. The Smurfs
>> > > > b. Davy Jones
>> > > > c. The Little Mermaid
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at
>> > > Athens, and a US Navy
>> > > >diver trying to
>> > > > rescue passengers was murdered by:
>> > > > a. Captain Kidd
>> > > > b. Charles Lindberg
>> > >
>> > c. Mother Teresa
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
>> > > > a. Scooby Doo
>> > > > b. The Tooth Fairy
>> > > > c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed
>> > > the fir st time by:
>> > > > a. Richard Simmons
>> > >
>> > b. Grandma Moses
>> > > > c. Michael Jordan
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 9.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and
>> > > Tanzania were bombed by:
>> > > > a. Mr. Rogers
>> > > > b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention
>> > > from Wild Bill' s women
>> > > >problems
>> > > > c. The World Wrestling Federation
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > >
>> > 10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked;
>> > > two were used as
>> > > >missiles to take
>> > > > out the World Trade Centers and of the
>> > > remaining two, one
>> > > >crashed
>> > > > into the US Pentagon and the other was
>> > > diverted and crashed by
>> > > >the
>> > > > passengers. Thousands of people were
>> > > killed by:
>> > > > a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck
>> > > and Elmer Fudd
>> > > > b. The Supreme Court of Florida
>> > >
>> > c. Mr. Bean
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 11.In 2002 the United States fought a war in
>> > > Afghanistan against:
>> > > > a. Enron
>> > > > b. The Lutheran Church
>> > > > c. The NFL
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
>> > > ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was
>> > > kidnapped and murdered by:
>> > > > a. Bonnie and
>>Clyde
>> > > > b. Captain Kangaroo
>> > > > c. Billy Graham
>> > > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between
>> > > the ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > 13. 2004 - Spain Railwayy bombings.
>> > > > Muslim male extremists mostly between
>> > > the ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > AND NOW !
>> > > >
>> > >
>> > 14. 2005 London Railway bombings
>> > > > Muslim male extremists mostly between
>> > > the ages of 17 and 40
>> > > >
>> > > > Nope, .I really don't see a pattern here to
>> > > justify profiling, do
>> > > >you?
>> > > >
>> > > >So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone,
>> > > particularly fanatics
>> > > >intent on killing us, airport security screeners
>> > > will no longer be
>> > > >allowed to profile certain people. They must
>> > > conduct random searches of
>> > > >80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with
>> > > proper
>> > > >identification, secret agents of the
>>President's
>> > > security detail,
>> > > >85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal
>> > > of Honor winning and
>> > > >former Governor Joe Foss, but leave
>> > > >Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone
>> > > because of profiling.
>> > > >
>> > > >Let's send this to as many people as we can so that
>> > > the Gloria Aldreds
>> > > >and other dunder-headed attorneys along with
>> > > Federal Justices that want
>> > > >to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of
>> > > themselves - if they have
>> > > >any such sense.
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