ahh... paging Bill Z Bub please. Help needed

[finnman]

Bill, can you help this man?
http://www.thefunny.org/easter.php

[guitarsjb]

Re: ahh... paging Bill Z Bub please. Help needed

I'm scared to ask how or WHY you found that finn.... [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[finnman]

Re: ahh... paging Bill Z Bub please. Help needed

My favorite site for laughs.
http://www.compfused.com/

[donf]

Re: ahh... paging Bill Z Bub please. Help needed

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I'm scared to ask how or WHY you found that finn....


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[horns666]

Re: ahh... paging Bill Z Bub please. Help needed

Oh Boy...sorry for the late reply...I'm speechless..

plus I gotta go stir the sauce,,,yes THE SAUCE..

I'm a pure Dago...it takes six hours to makes the sauce....meatballs..veal...sausage.... [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

My wife is the Uli Roth of spaghetti sauce.... [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: ahh... paging Bill Z Bub please. Help needed

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....that guy's NUTS! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

That's a different approach I guess...If you don't love Jesus you must be a dirty fucking cocksucker...fuck the fucking fuckers..!!

I'm sure Christ is proud of him.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[finnman]

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Yea , that one killed me. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Cleveland Metal]

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That was actually Bill before he got Satan... Hehe...

[toejam]

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LMFAO!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Everyone knows it's Jesus in the Easter Bunny costume! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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God turned me onto Satan...well it's true.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

after thirty years of being a Cathiloic..catholic school , church , and all their superstitions and rituals and mother goose fables..I had my suspicions from the start.

the Bible...that did it..I actually read the bible multiple times..you know the dummied down revised new "American" version..it's written close to ebonics..but cleverly left out some nasty details of the original "Shakesperian" version...it's true..I read them both..many times...still do.

You wanna hate god...read his book...it's all there is black and white..he's a prick.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

right from the start...oh yeah...I can go on about this for years..non stop..and never lose an arguement..many people have tried..thelogians , my best of christian friends , you name it...even my pastor of my old church..we can talk openly about this stuff.

Debates that I not only win..but overwhelm them with simple logic ..that was based on their very own belief system...the holy bible..I know about their faith better than they do...well it makes perfect sense ..If your going to hate "anything" and have strong convictions for that hate...there MUST be a reason....I have very rational , logical reasons to "hate" god.

Like I said God is a prick in that book...and he is exactly like man..he is petty , gets angry , has tantrums , has pride..yes God and man are exactly alike...Man is in God's own image to a T..an asshole.

GOD is the creation of man's own limited imagination and only what he knows and nothing more...love , war , and etc.

that is why there is so many questions that go unanswered...and never will be aswered...ever...but maybe I may answer one or two right now for one person...and that's all that matters to me.

Man needs punishment for bad behavior ...and rewards for good behavior..but what if you are good and love god but are never rewarded , on the contary you are miserable , sick or poor...well then...that's where Heaven and Hell comes in...it just fits their needs..it gives them hope for something better..

and it also gives many satifaction that their enemies who they percieve as "evil" will be punished in hell for eternity...that's a very powerful emotion and brings closure to those who may have been victimized by such people..

think of it..those who devote their lives to god while on earth that were never rewarded ..will get rewarded in heaven for etrnity with all of their loved ones..it's a very comforting and highly emotional thought to those who believe...I once did.

I said this so many times before..and it's all from the book..God created everything , he made the light and the dark..he made everything and god only has the power to create and control..NOT Satan!

he created Lucifer and gave him this "light" meaning the very knowledge of god himself without the power to create nor control ..he does have the power to influence , but only with God's consent..so if he inflences anything..it is condoned by God just as in the book of Job..and that was basically just to win a wager.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

So Lucifer having the very same knowledge of God was debating with God about giving man "free agency"..instead Lucifer wanted to show man right from wrong so that God would not lose a single soul..but God didn't want that he wanted man to have free will and come to God if he wished..on his own. Lucifer and God had to know that man was much too weak a creature to handle such resposibility..

so a arguement ensued and he was tossed out of heaven with a third of his angels that sided with Lucifer..well because it made sense.. God was angry and with possibly pride hurt and threw then to Earth.. That's when the hatred for God came to be and Satan and his neverending quest to prove god wrong..and he started with adam and eve...and Satan won...and he's been winning that arguement ever since..

God became disgusted with man in the book of noah and wanted to wipe us out..with a 40 day 40 night enema..but there was one man that was without sin..so he spared him and his family and all the creatures of earth besides mankind..and that he did..

Ironically in the bible Noah was sodomized by his son in law or some family member I can't recall..but it read something to the effect that he laid down with noah as with woman..??..This was the best God could do?..this was the man "free of sin"...sounds like Noah's family would make those inbreeds from the movie Deliverance look like The Brady Bunch..

But man still exist and populates this earth with all the free will God gave him...look around...Satan was right..man can't handle free agency...not from the very start..From Adam and Even..to Caine and Able..man will choose evil over good most of the time..and he does...look at the mess Man has done..and will always do..man is the most evil creature on this planet all thanks to God..and his "free agency" BS [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img]

and everytime man fucks up which is constantly ..Satan laughs and says I told ya so.. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

what I just described is NOT satanism at all...but it is that theory that turned me to be a Satanist..which in fact made me a much stronger person who keeps my own best interest at stake instead of relying on others , God , faith , pipe dreams and superstition.

I take care of my own buisness because God doesn't care...because I believe..as far as that book is concerened..since that flood..he gave up on man..and never looked back..

I lost my faith completely soon as I became a cop and was exposed on a daily basis what a nasty , filthy creatures man is...what they do to others without remorse , to themselves and to me..God wasn't there nor does he show signs of ever being here or caring..

That is not a good father...but I am a father..and know what a good father means. I am God..to me and the closest thing to a GOD that my dear , family , and friends and myself well ever see...and that is what a GOD should be...that is what being a Satanist is really about....being your own God and taking matters into your own hands with reason and logic that is self preserving and taking care of the people you care for best interest..

I only care for those I love , and FUCK your enemy before they fuck you ..because they will and want to everday..but I'm always wise to them and three steps ahead of him....always!

Don't get me started on Jesus...because I have yet to see the fruits of his so called sacrifice..God sent him down basically as a cock block to Satan...but who got screwed in the end..Christ or Satan..

well actually Satan did...because he was punished for being just what god made him..too smart for his own good and it bit God in the ass...God being "all knowing" should have known that..so was God perfect...NO...he fucked up!

Jesus on the other hand..came from heaven and returned ther..and man still needs redemption to enter heaven before and after Christ's "sacrifice".. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

I say this not to offend..but to explain and elighten..and maybe answer a few of those questions that were always left blank...

Read the Bible but read between the lines without the christian goggles on and you'll see my point..it is what is is...but is is the basis of ALL Christianity...so that's important!

Yes it was a book inteneded to guide us to do good ...but it is outdated , and we live in a world that is always changing as far as human needs go..but still confined to a silly , very bloody and poorly written book..by a bunch of monkeys that still didn't invent toilet paper...

BTW The bible and the christian faith as we know it is just a portion of it's original format, there is several books that was left omitted ...so Christians and all other whitelight based faith are based on only a portion of their religion....maybe some of those aswers were omitted with those books...they were chose buy man to be left out for a reason.

The bottomline to the way I live is...Treat others the way they treat you..you will never be a victim that way and less chance of leaving yourself open for disappointment.

I rather be a wolf in a world of sheeps than a sheep in a world of wolves.

Bill Z Bub.

[horns666]

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NOW THAT'S MUTHAFUCKIN' EVIL......JOE!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Cleveland Metal]

Re: ahh... paging Bill Z Bub please. Help needed

Bill's post is definitely evil... So evil, I couldn't even read it...

[VitaminG]

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yea, I'll save that one for a quiet weekend while the kids are out and I'm looking for a short novel to while away the afternoon [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Top Jimmy B]

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Evil shit, dat.

[horns666]

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Undeniable logic..

do I think I got all the answers about man and God figured out..Yeah pretty much..

How ..you say...I got to really know man like never before..just doing what I did..my daily "job'....exposed man's underbelly..his "evil" in the worst ways imaginable..on a daily basis..

But anyone can see it..you watch it on TV like a silly sitcom..including "THE WAR"

Yes I got to know people , humans , mortals , man , us , me , you , them , etc..and bathed in the aftermath of God's so called "Free Agency"..

"WE ARE ALL EQUAL AND MADE IN GOD'S OWN IMAGE"..SOooooooooooooo....

To know man is to know God...and I'm not fond of either..

I could be the nicest , kindest man in the world and some say I am...but what I say is .."EVIL"...but I call it truth!