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A old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
HIs only son who would have helped him was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament:
"Dear son, I am feeling pretty lousy as it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doin the garden this year because your mother always loved planting time."
I am just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me if you weren't in prison. Love, Dad."
Shortly, the old man receivedhis telegram: " For heaven's sake dad. Don't dig up the garden! That's where i buried the GUNS!"
At 4 am the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened and what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Plant your potatoes dad. It's the best I can do for you at this time."
A old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
HIs only son who would have helped him was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament:
"Dear son, I am feeling pretty lousy as it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doin the garden this year because your mother always loved planting time."
I am just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me if you weren't in prison. Love, Dad."
Shortly, the old man receivedhis telegram: " For heaven's sake dad. Don't dig up the garden! That's where i buried the GUNS!"
At 4 am the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened and what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Plant your potatoes dad. It's the best I can do for you at this time."
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