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This movie sucked. Loose plot, shitty story, and even more poorly put together. I let my girlfriend talk me into going...it sucked. Glad she paid.
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yeah ....that's what I figured this thread would say.
I was thinking about downloading it. but I wont' bother.
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was it gay...like Harry Potter kinda shit or somethin''...even though I never seen Harry Potter..
I hopin' for something like Sleepy Hollow...I like Sleepy Hollow..more of a horror story than a "spooky" kid story.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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This would be entertaining if you were like 10.
SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brothers Grimm go to this town, say there is a witch lady, and they can get rid of her...they do this diddy, shoot the witch in the heart, viola, gone...you find out that it's a troupe of people who say they remove evil and shit, but they are really a bunch of dick bags who steal money.
French people find out, and arrest them for it. The general says, you go to this place, and find out what is going on, and you don't die.
They go to this village marbaden or some shit, and they are to find out who is stealing the kids.
The forest takes them.
There is a tower with like 12 crypts aroun dit, and children in it. There's this wolf douche bag running around. He's putting kids in the crypts, it's like some shit out of a fairy tale.
The wolf man thing, is the father, of this hot woman in town, who doesn't speak much. She gets put into a crypt. You find out that this woman in the tower, is like a bazillion years old, and looks like, that woman, with all the plastic surgery, the old one, blonde, annoying, eh, whatever.
She's using the people to make herself young, and it can only be acheived on this day, blah blah blah. (she's hot when she's not dead looking). General comes, burns forest, this french dude frees them, they break the spell, everyone lives happily ever after (aside from the dead bitch and the wolf man), and viola.
I saved you 7.50$ and a trip to the theater, not to mention the 2 hours of life.Comment
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I'll waite to it hits the video rental..
I' try it for a buck..it can suck for a buck [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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If she sucks for a buck I'm game.Comment
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crackwhores used to ...but now it may up to two bucks...Cost of living ya know.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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it's like some shit out of a fairy tale.
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I think that's the point! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]Comment
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it's like some shit out of a fairy tale.
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I think that's the point! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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that's wht I was gonna say.
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I understand, that is the point of the movie, however, I didn't word what I was saying very well.
Let me add to that then,
Like some shit out of a fairy tale, the one brother Jacob, seems to think they are in one.
The story is about a fairy tale, but the fucked up part is, it is a fairy tale...about a fairy tale, that takes place IN a fairy tale.
Yeah, it's fucked up.Comment
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well right off the bat...I don't like Matt Damon..BUT...I don't like Keaneu or whatever his fuggin'
name is , and Bram Stroker's Dracula is one of my favorite movies of all time..!!! [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]
AND I'm NO fan of that Tom Cruise either...But Interview with a Vampire whooped ass..IMO!!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
I think Cuba Gooding Jr should do a remake of Blackula...that would be awesome...I'm sure he'll scream thru the entie movie...because that's what he does ...in every movie...he's the screaming black dude..in every movie he ever made.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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MAAAATT DAMON!!!Comment
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We should all learn a lesson from this movie: Even if Terry Gilliam has something to do with it nothing can save a movie with Matt Damon in it.
Modern cinema would benefit greatly from him quitting.Comment
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Matt Damon was AWESOME in Team America!!
best role he ever played! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Re: The Brothers Grimm
eh, I liked the Bourne Identity and Supremacy.Comment
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