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  • #1

    Meet The Family



    Click if you dare to anger the mad g-unit - wack!

    I've got 5 other kids with 5 other ho's. Stabbin' motherfuckas
    in the neck, then go home and doze. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    "Birdzeyee - Black Metal Played On Oil Finished Birdzeyee Maple Neck's - (Eyes don't stabs those)" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    Yes - this is a parody! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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  • #2
    Re: Meet The Family

    [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]...Dude!!!

    Hey did ya hear...I'm going to actualy meet.."Evil Joe"..yes the actual Evil one himself..

    I don't know if I'm prepared for such
    "evil and darkness"..I'm pretty scared! [img]/images/graemlins/baby.gif[/img]
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #3
      Re: Meet The Family

      The kid's in the crib while I'm out playin'
      Mothafuckas gotta eat - know what I'm sayin'
      Arlisha's pissed off, gots dat look in her eye
      Birdzeyee smart - notice how he moves away from his "responsibilities" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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      • #4
        Re: Meet The Family

        [ QUOTE ]
        [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]...Dude!!!

        Hey did ya hear...I'm going to actualy meet.."Evil Joe"..yes the actual Evil one himself..

        I don't know if I'm prepared for such
        "evil and darkness"..I'm pretty scared! [img]/images/graemlins/baby.gif[/img]

        [/ QUOTE ]

        By all means - give Joe my best regards. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        • #5
          Re: Meet The Family

          yo I'm gonna kick it "freestyle"..old school...hell yeahhhhh

          yeahhhh yeahhhh yeahhhhhh...oh hell yeahhhh...

          ahhhh ..c'mon...c'mon...c'mon....

          When I creep ..
          Then I creep ..
          when I'm creepin'..
          almost got shot..
          when my beeper was beepin'...

          when I lick...
          then I lick...
          when I'm lickin'...
          almost got jacked ...
          for my bucket O' chicken...

          bada boom badda bing bada boom..badda bling bling..

          zooma zoom zoom on ya booma boom boom thang

          Lickle my jizzle my dark chocolate pizzle..

          slappin' da ho's N' keepin' 'em tight..
          bringin' me cheeze on a saturday night..
          don't need no ho dats nuthin' but a dud..
          I kick em to the curb and into da mud..
          I be slappin' them left ..slappin' them right..
          keepin 'em tight ..slappin' 'em with my pud....

          don't need no copouts N' all o' dat jazz..
          or I shove my nines all up in dat azz..

          ITALIAN ICE IZ IN DA MUTHFUGGIN" Houzahhhh...

          -----------------------------------------------

          Sorry for that shit..havin' flashbacks from da Hood and whatnots..

          Keepin' it Real in da Field...yo....

          Bill Z Bub...AKA...Italian Ice..
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #6
            Re: Meet The Family

            OMFG you guys are funny as hell [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
            "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

            "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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            • #7
              Re: Meet The Family

              Not bad huh..

              see dat shit is easy..no effort..

              I'm a white boy metal head too..

              Italian Ice.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #8
                Re: Meet The Family

                [ QUOTE ]
                Italian Ice

                [/ QUOTE ]
                [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                • #9
                  Re: Meet The Family

                  Omihell... BILL!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                  I'm laughing so hard I'm cryin', bro!!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
                  You ARE the Italian Ice! Fuck YEAH! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                  • #10
                    Re: Meet The Family

                    Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
                    Bill Z da man da Ice da Italian sizznit-bizkit boom bass makes it groovy
                    fuck' up 'n da biotches
                    later da trunk-o-cobra ditches
                    chill'n da hood whita fell ho homies
                    stabbin' da neck mothaphucking god da jesus da moses
                    slappi'n da face da biothces with da pud
                    no play-o-ground in da hood for da god
                    Ice in da houzz
                    pud in da bitches mouzz
                    eVil rulz for good
                    treatin' bastage rude
                    fuck da fag-god
                    in da face witda pud
                    Bill z bub z ban z bung ize boob di bling z gang
                    iron in ya' douch'e ass head-o- bang bang bang
                    "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                    "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                    • #11
                      Re: Meet The Family

                      dude...that was pretty... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

                      me and you need to join forces...

                      can you "scratch"..the only thing I can scratch is my ass and my sack...I'm good like dat! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

                      Italian Ice ..w / gashmaster E...that's US!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Meet The Family

                        anytime Ice, anytime [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                        gashmaster E [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                        • #13
                          Re: Meet The Family

                          Yo, it's Gashmaster Endrik, an original OG...

                          Yo! what up widdit?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Meet The Family

                            yo J-Cleav, dunn-unstand nuthin' ri6ht n00w. me very Zleepy, done stabbin' mofos all day l0n6, me report laterzz homie.



                            Gashmaster E.
                            "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                            "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                            • #15
                              Re: Meet The Family

                              Move over G-Unit - here comes JCF unit motherfucka [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                              Yo' Italian Ice, didn't you bust me once for a rock back in '95? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                              Its all good my bruthas [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

                              Eyes just got finished eatin a bucket of Churches Chicken. That's some nasty ass shit - but its cheap.

                              Man, my fingers are flyin' on the fingerboard today.

                              Chicken grease + my body chemistry makes for a nasty blackened maple neck! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                              I've gots to go jump in the shower now. Eyes startin to smell like sour milk an oranges again.

                              Gots a date with a crack ho later tonight. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

                              Peace Out, Birdzeyee - the original 500 pound gorilla

                              "Watch yo back on the street and hands off my pork meat!"

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