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    I had a free day from university today, so I planned to buy some cool t-shirts. I went to the shopping center, I wanted to drink something so I went to the caffeteria before the shirt store. I got a hot cocoa and sat down right next to some blonde chick. I drank my cocoa, checked that chick out (damn HUGE BOOBS) and enjoyed Van Halen's "Jump" wich was played on the Shopping Center's radio. Suddenly that chick asked me if I like that song, I said "Of corse". Then she told me that she is a huge Van Halen fan (I couldn't belive that at first, she looked like some cute disco chick from TV commerical), I said that I'm too and dig a lot of the 80's bands. She was like "ohh really!!! do you play any instrument" I said yes I play guitar, then she asked how good am I, I said "I don't brag about my playing, I play instead of talkin' how good I am" Then she asked if I can play Eruption or Crazy Train's solo, I said yes, no problem, She said "I don't belive you, no one can't play solos here" I replyed "well I can show you sometime" then she was like ohh Ok, what guitars to play anyway? I said Jackson. And then she said "wanna have sex" [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] well I've never experienced somethink like that before, because of the guitar [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
    I guess I have to buy those shirts some other day [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    Anyone else has something good happened thanks to Jackson or Charvel guitars?
    "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

    "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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    Re: thanks Jackson....an interesting day

    So how was she? You can't leave this story hanging. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!

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    • #3
      Re: thanks Jackson....an interesting day

      <font color="aqua">nope, never had anything like that happen, but of course, I don't need an aids test at the moment either..... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] </font>
      Dave ->

      "would someone answer that damn phone?!?!"

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      • #4
        Re: thanks Jackson....an interesting day

        Only in Estonia! (or Latvia)

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        • #5
          Re: thanks Jackson....an interesting day

          Ah, young love.

          This story is much better than the contanst beating from the hurrican stories. Thank you for the brief escape.

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          • #6
            Re: thanks Jackson....an interesting day

            Uhh, pics?






















            Of the damn HUGE BOOBS, that is.

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            • #7
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              Shit, if I had to start a thread everytime that happened...
              Tarbaby Fraser.

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              • #8
                Re: thanks Jackson....an interesting day

                I'd buy more Jacksons if I saw that kinda ad on TV [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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                  Re: thanks Jackson....an interesting day

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                  So how was she? You can't leave this story hanging. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                  not bad, not bad at all

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                  Only in Estonia! (or Latvia)

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                  You can say that again brutha [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                  Here are A LOT of hot horny chicks but this time it was ZERO effort and it was because I play Jacksons [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
                  "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                  "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                  • #10
                    Re: thanks Jackson....an interesting day

                    Send her to me I have a VH Tattoo
                    I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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                    • #11
                      Re: thanks Jackson....an interesting day

                      no wonder that a lot of tourists come here to nail the chicks.
                      In the night clubs it usually takes about 15-30 minutes of "hittin'" to get laid from my experience, damn I have to take those AIDS tests every month. But this story was jackson releated so I was wondering if anyone had something good happened thanks to guitars.

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                      Shit, if I had to start a thread everytime that happened...

                      [/ QUOTE ]

                      well, I have better story's but since this is a jackson not a bangin' forum....
                      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                      • #12
                        Re: thanks Jackson....an interesting day

                        Seriously dude, Gibson has their own TV ad bout buying a guitar for dad. I say the hell with "The Original Sin" and go with the "You'll get laid playing Jacksons" ad [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                          Re: thanks Jackson....an interesting day

                          [ QUOTE ]
                          Seriously dude, Gibson has their own TV ad bout buying a guitar for dad. I say the hell with "The Original Sin" and go with the "You'll get laid playing Jacksons" ad [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                          [img]/images/graemlins/idea2.gif[/img] yeah I wouldn't mind being the Jackson's cover boy.....with Jenna
                          "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                          "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                          • #14
                            Re: thanks Jackson....an interesting day

                            [ QUOTE ]
                            [ QUOTE ]
                            Seriously dude, Gibson has their own TV ad bout buying a guitar for dad. I say the hell with "The Original Sin" and go with the "You'll get laid playing Jacksons" ad [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                            [img]/images/graemlins/idea2.gif[/img] yeah I wouldn't mind being the Jackson's cover boy.....with Jenna

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                            Yes! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Hit John up with this idea in the "ASK JACKSON" forum [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] "Dude, I've got a marketing idea that'll skyrocket sales and make me very happy"

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                            • #15
                              Re: thanks Jackson....an interesting day

                              Ok, if 2 minutes into a conversation she asks if you want to have sex, you better double up the rubber. [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

                              Matt

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