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  • #16
    Re: thanks Jackson....an interesting day

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    Yes! Hit John up with this idea in the "ASK JACKSON" forum "Dude, I've got a marketing idea that'll skyrocket sales and make me very happy"

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    Jackson add

    Endrik "All the time I had to talk, talk, and talk to get the chicks, what's the point when you can say just one magic phrase "I play Jacksons" Get one NOW!!!"

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    Ok, if 2 minutes into a conversation she asks if you want to have sex, you better double up the rubber.

    Matt

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    1 is enough
    "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

    "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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    • #17
      Re: thanks Jackson....an interesting day

      KACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING HE SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

      It takes a bit longer for chicks here to give in, but usually they cave in, if they're not planning to they'll let you know.
      You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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      • #18
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        KACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING HE SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

        It takes a bit longer for chicks here to give in, but usually they cave in, if they're not planning to they'll let you know.

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        but not all our chicks give in that fast, just those dumb blonde ones in the night clubs, once it took only 5 minutes but that was a bad experience, first of all that slut gave me a horrible blowjob and secondly her BIG boyfriend almost kicked my ass [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]
        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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        • #19
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          Jackson rubbers...now there is an idea,, [img]/images/graemlins/idea2.gif[/img]

          I would need a strat head...no pointy headstocks on those please.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #20
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            But this story was jackson releated so I was wondering if anyone had something good happened thanks to guitars.

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            Why do you think most of us started playing guitar in the first place!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
            Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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            • #21
              Re: thanks Jackson....an interesting day

              Mike, I know what you mean [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] but I meant about owning a specific guitar or something...
              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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              • #22
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                But this story was jackson releated so I was wondering if anyone had something good happened thanks to guitars.

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                Why do you think most of us started playing guitar in the first place!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                <font color="aqua">good point! [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>
                Dave ->

                "would someone answer that damn phone?!?!"

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                • #23
                  Re: thanks Jackson....an interesting day

                  good times! i think you forgot the "dear penthouse forum" part in the beginning, though! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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                  • #24
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                    [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]
                    The JCF-er Formerly Known as axtogrind.

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                    • #25
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                      good times! i think you forgot the "dear penthouse forum" part in the beginning, though! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                      ahaa, I think I have many storys to penthouse, but this one was aimed for jackson users [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] cough cough where's my cough cough endorsement cough [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                      • #26
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                        ...first of all that slut gave me a horrible blowjob...

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                        Not sure what you mean here [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

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                        • #27
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                          ...first of all that slut gave me a horrible blowjob...

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                          Not sure what you mean here [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

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                          I have a horrible blow job story that involves a tongue piercing and my urethra. Does that help?

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                          • #28
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                            Umm..oww?

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                            • #29
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                              Ahh... nice to have someone step up to the plate and fill in for Brett as the official JCF male slut! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                              (hey, it's all good, us married folks need someone to live vicariously through...)

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                              • #30
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                                Lucky.

                                Goes back to sit on the side bench.

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