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  • #16
    Re: Why Canada sucks...

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    its not even funny.

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    Ditto.

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    • #17
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      I'm all about laughing at ourselves, but yeah, that was just stupid. What in the hell is a liter anyway? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] The biggest joke about Canada is our ridiculous taxes, and the fact that we sit quietly and do nothing about them.

      We don't call cigarettes fags, unless we're making jokes about our British heritage. British people never used the word fag when referring to gay people. Fairy, poofter, queer, homo, tinkerbell, but not fag.

      The dictionary defines faggot thusly:

      1. A bundle of twigs, sticks, or branches bound together.
      2. A bundle of pieces of iron or steel to be welded or hammered into bars.

      Canadian bacon (no one in Canada calls it Canadian bacon by the way, I think the Americans made that name up) is actually peameal bacon, and it is different to ham. We have regular bacon too.

      Curling is kinda stupid, but it's fun, especially when you're hammered.

      This guy thinks ounces are metric. What a moron.
      Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

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      • #18
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        the only funny thing about this site is the stupidity of the moron who wrote that stuff.....

        and besides, on the picture that shows "canadian" money, the 100 "dollar" bill (the blue one that's got the woman on it) is actually an old 100 german marks bill [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        • #19
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          What about the Golden Arch 'Maple Leaf'? Do they really do that in Canada?

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          • #20
            Re: Why Canada RULES

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            You can get aspirin and tylenol with codeine over the counter in Canada. That's pretty nice. Niagra Falls is pretty cool. Other than that isn't Canada just guys in funny red outfits and moose?

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            Wanna find drugs OTC? Go south to Mexico. My wife and I were like [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

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            • #21
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              Wow, that putz put up a picture of Rush and asks where's the talent ? [img]/images/graemlins/rant.gif[/img]

              Ya know what sucks is we are going to have to have a passport to get into Canada now.

              Matt

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              • #22
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                That was pretty lame.

                Besides, every time I've been out to the Buffalo area, I've enjoyed a trip across the border to see the Canadian "ballet". [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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                • #23
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                  Timmy..
                  "You can get aspirin and tylenol with codeine over the counter in Canada. That's pretty nice. Niagra Falls is pretty cool. Other than that isn't Canada just guys in funny red outfits and moose"

                  YES..my sister just bought me a bottle of 200...only thing is it takes about three tablets to equal the amount of one tylenol 3..

                  so I took five of them..but they have caffiene in them...so I was wired! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

                  and I didn't even feel the codiene at all..after eating five..

                  I have soma / codiene compound ..I take those for my back spasms..now THAT will put you in Happyland fast! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #24
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                    and I didn't even feel the codiene at all..after eating five..

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                    I'm assumming you had one of those steaks to wash them down. That many can make your stomach do the Monster Mash [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]

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                    • #25
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                      In researching canada, we found a webpage dedicated to canadian "aces" of combat. Let me tell you something... SLEET has brought down more planes that canadian fighter pilots. What a joke.

                      [/ QUOTE ] This made me chuckle a bit. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                      The rest of it was pretty lame.
                      Scott
                      Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Why Canada RULES

                        "I'm assumming you had one of those steaks to wash them down. That many can make your stomach do the Monster Mash"

                        yer right..I have to take codiene with a big glass of milk at least , otherwise they'll come up sometimes...ewwww.
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Why Canada RULES

                          I use codeine to numb baby seals before I bludgeon them to death. That dickwad failed to metion how humane some of us are.
                          Tarbaby Fraser.

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                          • #28
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                            [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] some drunk once told me canadians invented football. i never verified their statement though. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                            wasn't the CFL and expansion/subdivision of the NFL?
                            1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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                            • #29
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                              that guy made fun of canada for using metric when the us is like the only country that doesn't use metric.

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                              • #30
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                                we invented basketball i think

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