What's in a name?

[fett]

I tried as hard as I could to keep this out of other threads. But the best apropos (sp) name I ever came up with was Dr. Furbush. I swear. I delivered medical supplies to docs and hospitittles. And there he was. What's your best "I can't believe the name"? name? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Cleveland Metal]

Re: What\'s in a name?

I went to school with a kid named Oll black, and he was very Nigerian.

[hippietim]

Re: What\'s in a name?

I worked with a former military guy named Richard Long. You can guess what he went by. He used to love it when people would say "Long, Dick". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[fett]

Re: What\'s in a name?

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I worked with a former military guy named Richard Long. You can guess what he went by. He used to love it when people would say "Long, Dick". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ] Salllute!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[toejam]

Re: What\'s in a name?

How Long is a Chinaman.

[mhalsey]

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Let's see... they're all military but there was Sergeant Sergeant, Major Major, and yes, even a Major Payne. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Reverend Timmy]

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We have a guy at work named Richard Head.Seriously!...........

[guitarsjb]

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This isn't all that great but a lady I used to work with was named Fairy.

[442w30]

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Dick Hunter
Chimpanzee Chen
Camel Wang

I currently work with them too..

[Jason1212]

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A guy that went by HL. One day someone asked what's that short for Harden Long he says looking at the ground. That was a story my uncle told. When I was in highschool there was a pin striper hippy that would come and stripe stuff in the highschool paint and baody shop. His name was Dirty Of Dallas and it was on his DL. I dont know if he changed it our it was a birth name. Oh yeah BTW what is a hospitittle Fett? Kind of like tits and hospitality? [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

[VinceV]

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In school 7th grade we had a teacher Peter Holder.

[IrfaanSE801]

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My Religion professor is Jenna Tiitsman...we had a nice laugh about that the first day

[1trussell]

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The hospital my wife used to work at had a uroligist named Richard Head. He insisted to be called Dr. Dick Head when paged over the intercom system. There was a day when the name "Dr. Dick Head" was called over the paging system, a nurse was in the elevator and started laughing hysterically. The man behind her said "that's pretty funny isn't it?" She turned and saw his name badge. It said, "Richard Head, M.D."

[horns666]

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go on http://www.zabasearch.com/..there is a person with any name you can think of..Harry Balls/ Ima Fag / Dick Nibbler / Joe Shit / even Gaylord and Martha Focker..don't believe me..check it out..

my wife and kid love lookin up that shit.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[donf]

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I had several;
I was teaching a Navy class and one of my student's name was Calvin Cumm, no shit, so when it came time for calling out names for attendance, I pronounced his name Calvin Qume. He corrected me with the correct pronuciation.......Cumm. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

Back when I was stationed in Puerto Rico, I was a softball fanatic. We always had an announcer at the games, who would periodically say who was up at bat, who was on-deck and who was in the hole.
The other team had this guy named Fagg on the team, so without hesitation, the announcer announced................Jones at bat............Smith on-deck..........and Fagg is in the hole. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] I stood there in disbelief that he would do that. He didn't think it was too funny either. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Back when I was 13, I used to go to Connecticut for vacation. I had a summer sweetheart whose name was Kim Schmuch. Great looking girl, and I really didn't feel that bad for her, cause I knew she could get married and lose it, but I felt bad for her brothers, who undoubtetley are going thru a life time of sh*t! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]