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    a hobby thats actually more expensive than mine.

    Lets go back in time a little bit: My wife bought a brand new 2002 Z24 Cavalier. She never took care of it. And I mean NEVER. This is also multiplied by the fact the car was a turd to begin with. As soon as the warranty was gone, the parts soon followed. To date, I have replaced: brakes & rotors on all 4 corners, both power window motors, power sunroof motor, 2 wheel bearings, 1 axle shaft, power door lock solenoid, alternator, and yes, the cylinder head. Well, the differential started taking a shit last week making a horrible grinding noise unless you were making right hand turns. Enough is enough. I was tired of throwing good money after bad.

    It was obvious we needed to buy her a new car ( which in turn shot me in the foot for getting a new Dodge Charger...but, my curent car does run and drive great...no biggie, necessity comes before wants ).

    Originally, we were going to look at a Hyundai Tiberon. Yeah, I know, but, the 10 year 100,000 mile warranty spoke to me....and you get a lot of bang for the buck. Had a meeting set up with a salesman at a huge dealer ( Ricart Auto Mall ), which has many dealerships in Columbus. We pull into the Chevrolet side to get directions to the Import lot. As soon as I walk back out the door, I notice my wife is out on the lot looking at a car. Her eyes glazed over, saliva dripping from her teeth, and this overall entranced expression on her face. You know the look, its the same look we get when we walk in a guitar store loaded with Jacksons.

    There it was. A base model Chevy Cobalt 2 door coupe. Why was she so obsessed over this car? It was bright yellow with black stripes, big spoiler, huge ground effects kit and 18" Enkie wheels ( Yup, The Fast and Furious looking thing). I would say with the external add-ons, there was about $3500 worth of stuff there plus cost of labor.

    Internally, it is still a base model. Only ammenities are power door locks, A/C and CD player. It has the basic gray interior. You know, the kind that you see in a rental car. No power windows, no power mirrors, nuttin.....nada. Trivial, things ,but, nice things to have.

    Well, after some negotiating with sales, we got them to come down to $15,195 tax/title included. Not , bad...but, I kept reminding my wife, " This is a base model". Are you sure you don't want to look at the other car?

    Nope. She was sold. As per her reply to the base interior: "Honey, you work on cars. You can build my interior for me and make it look hot. Then we will look at making it go fast and you can teach me along the way. " What the...?!?!?! Did my wife really just say what I think she said. She is into tuning now?!?! When did this happen? But, she seems to be serious as she is surfing and pricing accessories like a woman going through a " Clearance " rack at an outlet store. Hmmm...maybe there is hope for her yet.-Lou
    " I do not pay women for sex. I pay for them to leave after the sex ". -Wise words of Charlie Sheen

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    Re: I can\'t believe my wife just found.....

    Very cool, have fun with it.
    Enjoy that your wife is starting to dig some of the things you dig.
    Peace, Love and Happieness and all that stuff...

    "Anyone who tries to fling crap my way better have a really good crap flinger."

    I personally do not care how it was built as long as it is a good playing/sounding instrument.

    Yes, there's a bee in the pudding.

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    • #3
      Re: I can\'t believe my wife just found.....

      Just be thankful it's not a vette or viper.

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      • #4
        Re: I can\'t believe my wife just found.....

        if it was a viper he'd be all set
        1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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        • #5
          Re: I can\'t believe my wife just found.....

          Only if he was actually allowed to drive it.

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          • #6
            Re: I can\'t believe my wife just found.....

            Those are built on the Saturn Ion platform, should be a good car. Have fun pimpin yer gal's ride. Oh yeah head over to discount tire's web site and check the prices on the tires for that car. My wife's car's tires cost close to 600.00.

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            • #7
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              If her hobby costs more than yours, you are doing something wrong [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
              I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

              - Newc

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              • #8
                Re: I can\'t believe my wife just found.....

                sorry, man but you're screwed. They are both CHEVYS. You should have learned from the z24. Good luck.
                Its a complete catastrophe. But Im a professional, I can rise above it. LOL

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                  Re: I can\'t believe my wife just found.....

                  [ QUOTE ]
                  sorry, man but you're screwed. They are both CHEVYS. You should have learned from the z24. Good luck.

                  [/ QUOTE ]

                  And you would have suggested a Ford. That one wont fly. I was a certified tech for a dealership that sold Ford, Chevy, Toyota, Honda and Nissan. While neither Ford nor Chevy compared to the imports.....the Fords were just as shitty as the Chevys.-Lou
                  " I do not pay women for sex. I pay for them to leave after the sex ". -Wise words of Charlie Sheen

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                  • #10
                    Re: I can\'t believe my wife just found.....

                    Well, if you were looking to get rid of her, here's your chance: she'll meet some "guy" whilst pursuing her newfound hobby, and she'll come home dressed like Gwen Stefani and acting like Eminem, and announce that you're just not "fly" enough, and she's got a new nizzle on the sizzle, and she's gettin the shizzle out of your whack no-pimpin-zone [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    But that's just my opinion, it's not like I'm Nostradamus or anything [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

                    The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

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                    • #11
                      Re: I can\'t believe my wife just found.....

                      [ QUOTE ]
                      sorry, man but you're screwed. They are both CHEVYS. You should have learned from the z24. Good luck.

                      [/ QUOTE ]

                      Haha, exactly. That thing is still gonna fall apart. I can't wait to get rid of my wifes P.O.S van.
                      Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

                      http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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                      • #12
                        Re: I can\'t believe my wife just found.....

                        Good luck on the Chevy Cobalt. I've learned my lesson with cars, it's Honda or Toyota for me as far as the family vehicle goes. The comparable Honda Civic is a grand less than the cobalt (of course it doesn't have all the wings and such...) http://automobiles.honda.com/models/mode...erDetected=True

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                        • #13
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                          When you pimp her car, don't forget to tell her how good a couple of SL1's would look in the back seat. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                          Occupation: Department Director for the Department of Redundancy Department

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                          • #14
                            Re: I can\'t believe my wife just found.....

                            Lou, you're going about this the wrong way.

                            Example:

                            'what's in the box, honey?'

                            Lou @ Wife: 'Just some parts for your car'

                            Lou @ reality: going to his room to plug in his new '85 SD RR Custom. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
                            You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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                            • #15
                              Re: I can\'t believe my wife just found.....

                              If tuning a small chevy is more expensive then your hobby, you gotta buy more guitars dude! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                              Although I know the pain, I'm constantly alternating my cash between the car and the gear. My cars great now, now I've gotta get something I'm not afraid to park anywhere! Oh well, I'll just build this strathead project first [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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