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    FROM:THE DIRECTOR
    LOTTO INTERNATIONAL NL.
    REF:EL3/9318/04
    BATCH:8/163/EL.
    Attnear Sir/Madam

    We are pleased to inform you of the result of the
    Lottery Winners International programs held on the
    01/08/2005. Your e-mail address attached to ticket
    number :EL-23133 with serial number: EL-123542,batch
    number: EL-35,lottery ref number: EL-9318 and drew
    lucky numbers 7-1-8-36-4-22 which consequently won in
    the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for
    a lump sum pay out of US$1,500,000.00 (One Million,
    Five Hundred Thousand United States dollars)

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!

    Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that
    you keep your winning information confidential until
    your claims has been processed and your money Remitted
    to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
    double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program
    by some participants. All participants were selected
    through a computer ballot system drawn from over
    40,000 company and 20,000,000 individual email
    addresses and names from all over the world.
    This promotional program takes place every year. This
    lottery was promoted and sponsored by a group of
    successful electronic dealers.we hope with part of
    your winning,you will take part in our next year US$20
    million international lottery. To file for your claim,
    please contact our paying officer.

    Mr Terry Edward (Lottery Director)
    Netherlands Lottery Company
    107 Vanderloop
    1902AB ,Amsterdam,
    The Netherlands
    TEL: +31 633 773 321
    FAX; +31 205 248 664
    Email: [email protected]

    Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than
    30TH OF September, 2005.After this date all unclaimed
    funds will be included in the next stake.
    Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and
    complications please remember to quote your reference
    number and batch numbers in all correspondence.
    Furthermore, should there be any change of address do
    inform our agent as soon as possible.
    Congratulations once more from our members of staff
    and thank you for being part of our promotional
    program.
    Note:
    Anybody under the age of 16 is automatically
    disqualified.

    yours Sincerely,
    Mrs.Innes Seedorff,
    For Management.

  • #2
    Re: I won the Lottery.... Again....

    Your gonna have to split it with me cause I have the same letter. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
    Occupation: Department Director for the Department of Redundancy Department

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    • #3
      Re: I won the Lottery.... Again....

      Congrats Matt! You seem to have all the luck.
      Tarbaby Fraser.

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      • #4
        Re: I won the Lottery.... Again....

        Right. And to claim your winnings, there's just the small matter of having to pay the "taxes" due on the prize upfront. But you'll get your $$$ oh so quickly thereafter. [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        • #5
          Re: I won the Lottery.... Again....

          [ QUOTE ]
          Your gonna have to split it with me cause I have the same letter. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

          [/ QUOTE ]

          Sure, but I actually got two letters today, so together we won 3 times. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

          Husband: "Honey, pack your bags, I just won the lottery"
          Wife: "Should I pack for the beach or for the ski slopes?"
          Husband: "It doesn't matter, just as long as you are out of the house by the time I get home"

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          • #6
            Re: I won the Lottery.... Again....

            [ QUOTE ]
            Sure, but I actually got two letters today, so together we won 3 times

            [/ QUOTE ]

            Hey, [img]/images/graemlins/idea2.gif[/img] I'll just photocopy the letter and pass it around to our JCF buddies, so we can all enjoy the money.

            All the Jacksons,......Charvels... [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]
            Occupation: Department Director for the Department of Redundancy Department

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            • #7
              Re: I won the Lottery.... Again....

              Matt, you didn't follow the rules:

              "Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that
              you keep your winning information confidential until
              your claims has been processed and your money Remitted
              to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
              double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program
              by some participants."

              Great...now you won't get all that money. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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              • #8
                Re: I won the Lottery.... Again....

                [ QUOTE ]
                Matt, you didn't follow the rules:

                "Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that
                you keep your winning information confidential until
                your claims has been processed and your money Remitted
                to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
                double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program
                by some participants."

                Great...now you won't get all that money. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                [/ QUOTE ]

                [img]/images/graemlins/rant.gif[/img] Damnit, I blew it again.

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                • #9
                  Re: I won the Lottery.... Again....

                  I win the lottery all the time. I make it a point to never collect the money though. I just can't handle the stress.
                  Sometimes its enough knowing that your a millionaire without actually having any money.

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                  • #10
                    Re: I won the Lottery.... Again....

                    Postal code is from castricum not amsterdam, faxnumber doesn't exist, mobile isn't registered.

                    Too bad i would have gladly picked up your price for you :-)

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                    • #11
                      Re: I won the Lottery.... Again....

                      [ QUOTE ]
                      Husband: "Honey, pack your bags, I just won the lottery"
                      Wife: "Should I pack for the beach or for the ski slopes?"
                      Husband: "It doesn't matter, just as long as you are out of the house by the time I get home"

                      [/ QUOTE ]

                      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I gotta remember that one.

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                      • #12
                        Re: I won the Lottery.... Again....

                        [ QUOTE ]
                        Postal code is from castricum not amsterdam, faxnumber doesn't exist, mobile isn't registered.

                        Too bad i would have gladly picked up your price for you :-)

                        [/ QUOTE ]

                        That is because this is a real scam that has cost lots of suckers. Here are the details at snopes:

                        http://www.snopes.com/crime/fraud/lottery.asp
                        "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                        • #13
                          Re: I won the Lottery.... Again....

                          Ron is ultra-hyper-mega correct.

                          http://www.419eater.com
                          Here's another site if anyone is interested to see more about this scam, and what some people are doing to stick it to the scammers.

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