A Cheerful Thought To Share..

[Endrik]

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I want to be buryed so the plants can grow better because of the organic elements of the body.

[FusionFarmer]

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We need to find a practical use for human corpses, not quite soylent green, but there is an endless supply, burn em in a power generating plant, or grind em into fertilizer. To pump a dead person full of preservatives and dress em all up, put em on display, spend thousands of dollars for a casket and plot, is just rediculous as well as barbaric.

[GodOfRhythm]

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I want to be burried between some green hills in New Zealand, hundreds of miles from any known human civilization and amidst the most beautiful nature in the world.

[tonemonster]

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well, time to give my ideas I guess. Mine are quite a bit different. I want mine to be like mix between a rock concert, a WWF wrestling event, porno, and a Monster truck show.

They will have to pick a decent size place for this. gonna have to rent a hall or something. NO churches please. There will be all my guitars in the front where they will lay my empty casket.(Its sick to have a body for real, so people wont know that I was sent to the grill before the funeral. OK, so its time for "me" to arrive. They rent that big monster truck, The "Grave Digger" to haul my gasket to the place, when it gets there, instead of lifting me out of it, I want them to go in reverse real fast and hit the brakes so the casket flies right out the back and bounces off the ground a few times and shocks everyone. then I want some paul bears dressed like the grim reaper in black cloaks with sickles to carry the casket to the "stage" where my guitars are, then I want the "Undertaker" from teh WWF to walk up with some massive pyrotechnics & lighting happenin and light the casket on fire. they will hire in a DJ to play a requiem of PRE SELECTED music by me through a kick ass sound system. My family has compiled a decent amount of home videos of us throughout the years, so they will play a video montage of that to the music I want. I also want a good supply of scantily clad hookers there too on display for all to enjoy.

THis is what I have dreamed up so far. but I am still working on it. I am glad I wont be around to pay for it!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Tone

[Boxcar Willie 84]

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I want to be embalmed and mummified and stood up in my living room!

[Creepy]

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Cheap cremation is the way for me. But if I go like Bill, I request that they remove the carrot first!

[Sinistas]

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I want Ric Flair to give a eulogy written by my best friend Dennis. That would rule.

[tonemonster]

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Ric Flair rules, so yes that would RULE!! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

oh yea, I agree, I am all for screwing the funeral biz out of every penny I can, so I want my family to get the best deal they can on burning me. I think the funeral people get way to rich off that stuff.

[Zerberus]

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....New Zealand, hundreds of miles from any known human civilization ....

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You DO know that this is Impossible, right? There´s easily a settlement of some sort every 100 miles or less in NZ.... 50 miles might be more realistic [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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Box that would be very special..and christmas they can decorate you!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

TONE...you would be my kid's hero , and I would have to buy tickets for that.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I would also have to buy tickets to see Sinista's Best friend with Ric Flair doing the Eulogy...Woooooooooooooooo.....Woooooooooooooooooo o..

Tone get Ric Flair at yours too...Woooooooooooooooooooooo...


Wooooooooooooooooooooooo.... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

Bill

[toejam]

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I want to be embalmed and mummified and stood up in my living room!

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I've always wanted to be mummified, too! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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Take my ashes and do whatever you want with them, keep them , throw them away , put them on Ebay...I don't give a shit.


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Can we use them for chocolate milk mix? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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Sure..If you promised You'd drink it..then my soul will possess your body therfore warranting an Exorcism!!

Cool..sure Joe..it'll be fun!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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Okay! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Though, I don't want Chef's mom to do the exorcism. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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yeah, she'll just give me three fitty!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]