New McDonalds commercial BARF!

[buzzsaww]

What kind of snivelling drivel this new crap is.
"It was my first job"
"My first team"
"My first shot at success"
"What I learned there will stay with me forever"
Blah blah blah
Over pictures of smiling normal Joes and Janes
Nurse, Firefighter, Athlete etc...
"Thank your serving team that works hard for you everyday"
Geez McCrapalds have some PR problems you're trying to overcome? I guess it's noble and self sacrificing to work at McDumpalds. Anything to make a billion [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]

[1trussell]

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Remember when they had that commercial with the kid who had Down's Syndrome about 10 years ago. That was real PR magic. In fact, I'll bet that kid was a hell of a lot smarter than the average McDonald's worker.

[horns666]

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yeah , I hear what yer saying..

Most of the kids I know rather sell crack on the corner..you know where the easy money is..

It's true..sad but true.

I'm talkin' 12 , 13 , 14 years old kids..

Isn't Urban living fun.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

[fullshred]

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The new 'McHottie':

http://worldnetdaily.com/news/articl...TICLE_ID=46494

[buzzsaww]

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From that article. This proves my theory that executives everywhere are dumb as rocks and out of touch with reality. It's not what you know but whom makes the world go round everywhere it seems.

Den Fujita, the first McDonald's Japan president, declared:

"The reason Japanese people are so short and have yellow skins is because they have eaten nothing but fish and rice for 2,000 years. If we eat McDonald’s hamburgers and potatoes for a thousand years we will become taller, our skin become white and our hair blond."

[pro-fusion]

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A bikini-clad "Ronalda McDonald" would sell a lot of hamburgers on this side of the Pacific, as well. Couldn't be any worse than their horrible "I'm lovin' it" campaign, could it? Of course, it would help if they made edible food, but that's just a minor detail. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[jgcable]

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Anything to sell a friggin burger.

[zeegler]

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I worked at McDs when I was 16. I came into work in the mornings often still drunk and not having slept at all, then had to make scrambled eggs. Yuck.

[jgcable]

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I used to work at Long John Silvers and have to dress up like a pirate.

[JRE]

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Two Words:

"SUPERSIZE ME"


Never again Ronald.

[horns666]

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What about these DISTURBING Burger KIng commercials that were blatantly GAY..with the dude in bed and that fag in the BK KIng mask is in bed with him and gives him a breafast sandwhich and puts his hand on his leg...or when he's outside his window afraid of being caught by his wife..

WTF is that shit!! [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

Now he's more "mocho"...doing a touchdown during a football game..I guess that balances it then.. [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

[xenophobe]

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I thought those Burger King commercials were great... gay, but fucking hillarious.

The new McD's commercial is hillarious, only out of the sad fact that they think they're offering someone serious life experience and career opportunites... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] You KNOW the execs who approved that commercial are laughing their heads off knowing that some poor sap will believe whatever they want them to.

[pro-fusion]

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I used to work at Long John Silvers and have to dress up like a pirate.

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That's just fuckin' awesome, man! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Did you have to wear "flair"?

[Cleveland Metal]

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"You don't have enough flair on today..."

That was friggin great. I'd have pinned those buttons to his ass...

[pro-fusion]

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Two Words:

"SUPERSIZE ME"


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Ugh, you got that right. On the DVD version, they have an outtake where they do a little experiment by putting a bunch of foods, including McD's french fries, in airtight jars for several weeks. Everything else gets moldy and decays as you would expect, but those french fries looked exactly the same as on the first day!!! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

I can only imagine what secret ingredient made that happen...