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  • #76
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    > Another thing I can tell you is if a fight sucks you in and you happen to be in a bar,the very worst thing you can use is a pool cue. Cues you typically see in bars are pretty poor quality,and tend to break with the very first solid lick,leaving you with a very temporary weapon,unless stabbing becomes an option. The BEST thing next to a beer bottle if weapons come into play,is a common pool BALL. If a game is currently in progress,they can be snatched off the table,and if the game just started,there are up to 15 of them laying there. They absolutely will not break like a bottle,then can be palmed,and used to slap an attacker in the head,they can be thrown at baseball type speeds,and destroy any bone structure they come into contact at these speeds,possibly making an escape if need be. Another possible use,but would have to be thought out well in advance,is stuffing one down in a sock or wrapping it in a bar towel,and swinging it Seagal style. I've been around enough bars while playing pool to have seen these things first hand,but have never been involved because I don't drink much and don't gamble with people that do. Alcohol is probably the single most common factor in 90% of all the bar fights I've ever seen. Tommy D.
    "I'm going to try and work it out so at the end it's a pure guts race......because if it is.....I'm the only one that can win" - Steve Prefontaine

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    • #77
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      I'm fighting with the Hot Dog I just ate.. [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]

      I gotta poop.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #78
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        If he's just talkin' trash ignore him and eventually he'll turn his attention to someone who will respond. But if he even touches you in any way that is provoking, punch him in the nose as hard as you can and knock him on his ass. When he looks up at you in shock, tell him, "Get up, fucker! I've got more for you!"

        In all likelihood he'll just sit there and won't do a thing. And from then on he'll be your best friend.

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        • #79
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          Kick him in the knee cap...either the front or the side of.
          Either way, kick his knee cap really hard. It doesn't take alot of pressure or power to pop a knee cap, nonetheless, kick it really hard. Once done its over extreme intense pain beyond words. Most cry and many hyperventilate and pas out from the pain. The injury will require surgery to repair and his knee may never be the same. But hey, thats the price he pays messing with you. Maim he sorry self make him wish he'd never messed with you and beg for his death. Sorry, I don't want to be perceived as a violent person, I just greatly despise bullies and obnoxious and annoying people. I'm not violent at all I just know how to take care of myself and whats dear to me. If I have to maim someone or knock them unconscious so be it. There are some things I'm willing to be sued and jailed over.

          [/ QUOTE ] Dammit you took mine. It's true. No matter how big or tough the dude is, if you swipe the knee he is going down hard. I was very fortunate in the military to have a drill sgt I ended up becomeing very good friends with. He was a certifiable bad-fucking-ass. Just think of the absolute last person you would ever wanna fuck with an it was this dude. looking at him you would never think it. He taught me a ton of shit over a year. I was a small scrawny kid in school that got beat up quite a bit and after meeting him it really helped my confidence. Needless to say I have put 3 people in the hospital one being pretty serious and have gotten away with it everytime claiming self defense. But i got pretty lucky on that too. I will only fight if there is absolutely no other choice. I don't care if it makes me look like a pussy or whatnot. Getting into a fight can lead to serious shit in a split second and sometimes you gotta make a decision that will affect the rest of your life. I'd just assume walk away cause you can kill a person very easily and then you're fucked.

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          haha, did you learn that from Kip Dynamite? you know, he's training to become a cage fighter...he'll DARE you to try and hit him! [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

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          • #80
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            I've been toying with the idea of seeing how I would do in my weight class in one of those cage fights...that may prove to be fun! :P

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            • #81
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              if you don't jump in and help your friends, even if they started it, you are worthlesss.
              Not helping the situation since 1965!

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              • #82
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                I would rather make them look like an idiot without them knowing it, than fight them. I fought my fair share until I was in H.S. Then I figured out my mouth was much more of an effective weapon than my fists.

                Plus, I am only 5-9 and 175. With my luck I would get into a fight with an animal like Bill and end up taking a dirt nap.

                Nope, I never start shit.

                Mike
                Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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