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  • Sometimes I see John 5's face...

    ... in the leaves of the Hibiscus outside my bathroom window.

    Is that odd?

    Did you know he married Aria Giovanni?

    Keith
    The JCF-er Formerly Known as axtogrind.

    myspace.com/boogieblockmusic

  • #2
    Re: Sometimes I see John 5\'s face...

    he ....


    married aria giovanni?????


    lucky sonofa
    You can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...

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    • #3
      Re: Sometimes I see John 5\'s face...

      yes it is, and yes i did.
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      • #4
        Re: Sometimes I see John 5\'s face...

        Definately odd!!! Does he speak to you?

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        • #5
          Re: Sometimes I see John 5\'s face...

          Go lay naked in the leaves and see if his guitar playing ability can be channeled into your body! Make sure not to put your junk in his face, though. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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          • #6
            Re: Sometimes I see John 5\'s face...

            Don't worry - I'll smack her if it comes to that. You do not sell guitars to buy shoes. You skimp on food to buy shoes! ~Mrs Tekky 06-03-08~

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            • #7
              Re: Sometimes I see John 5\'s face...

              [ QUOTE ]
              Definately odd!!! Does he speak to you?

              [/ QUOTE ]

              Hell no, it is a LEAF. Sheesh, some people... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

              Keith
              The JCF-er Formerly Known as axtogrind.

              myspace.com/boogieblockmusic

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              • #8
                Re: Sometimes I see John 5\'s face...

                [ QUOTE ]
                Go lay naked in the leaves and see if his guitar playing ability can be channeled into your body!

                [/ QUOTE ]

                Didn't work. But after, I was able to look at a Tele without gagging, so maybe there was some change: maybe I'm closer to John.

                And I have been having a strong desire to boink Aria. Maybe my plant is channeling John's spirit to me? Maybe, somewhere, right now, he's thinking, "I feel liks I could use some water and sun. And what the HELL is that guy in the shower looking at?"
                The JCF-er Formerly Known as axtogrind.

                myspace.com/boogieblockmusic

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                • #9
                  Re: Sometimes I see John 5\'s face...

                  John 5 what a hoot
                  I keep the bible in a pool of blood
                  So that none of its lies can affect me

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                  • #10
                    Re: Sometimes I see John 5\'s face...

                    [ QUOTE ]
                    Go lay naked in the leaves and see if his guitar playing ability can be channeled into your body! Make sure not to put your junk in his face, though. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    [/ QUOTE ]


                    Crap thats funny-thanks for the laugh [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                    • #11
                      Re: Sometimes I see John 5\'s face...

                      Well he's an ugly Mo Fo...but a talented one!!!

                      Aria Giovanni...man what a waste of puss..

                      He would NOT do that pussy justice...

                      I would do things to that Puss that could not concieved by mortals.. [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

                      he better eat that azz.. [img]/images/graemlins/baby.gif[/img]
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Sometimes I see John 5\'s face...

                        [ QUOTE ]
                        Well he's an ugly Mo Fo...but a talented one!!!

                        Aria Giovanni...man what a waste of puss..

                        He would NOT do that pussy justice...

                        I would do things to that Puss that could not concieved by mortals.. [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

                        he better eat that azz.. [img]/images/graemlins/baby.gif[/img]

                        [/ QUOTE ]

                        my thoughts exactly
                        You can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...

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