Penis thread

[atomic charvel guy]

You guys are reminding me of a story - a gathering of some old friends about 20 years ago, involving nasty strippers, a fire, and dick pills. LOL

im hoping 20 years from now ill still be blazing through similar unsavory related goings on

[Tetsuo]

I love Dick pills. They work and women love them just makes the night more enjoyable.


I had a friend who worked for Boston medical group that dealt with severe ED. Like people who viagra did nothing for and man the stories I heard were pretty crazy.

[buzzsaww]

I had something for this but can't remember! Damn you JD! >:[

[straycat]

Its been so long since I got any I forget which arm its under.
The thing is you get involved with her even if its just for the sex you still have to put up with her.
Personally I find that self destructive. I would rather be left alone.

[buzzsaww]

Tellin you guys, got to beat the Asian ladies off with a bat. Western women have no game what so ever.

[Rsmacker]

These potions and pills of which you speak - do you find it's easy to pull the trigger on your porridge gun? My experience of watching some poor geezer beating his dick like a ginger stepchild, trying to crash the yoghurt truck over his wife's tits, and having no joy, has made me stay away from such chemicals. He looked like Ray Mears trying to light a fire with a bow-drill (there may have been smoke too), except his face was redder than a baboon's arse. I thought he was going to have a stroke (hur hur).

Ah yes, I remember that party well. I had already made my deposit on the aforementioned lady's magnificent mammaries, then, as the flagging hubby ran out of steam, some likely lad wandered into the room, saw her lying there, open and welcoming, and thought it was his lucky day. Instantly, he'd dropped onto all fours and scampered in, head down, heading for the prize.
However, instead of homing in with his tongue on the poor lass' seriously battered pussy, or perhaps because he was crawling at full pelt, he ended up overshooting (careful!), wedging his face between her SERIOUS funbags, and proceeded to motorboat away merrily.
My friends, I have to say, I laughed out loud when he realised he'd just stuck his face into my cooling congealing bollock batter. As he raised his head, he just looked like Hooch, but I was the one fucking howling like a hound.

Then there was this other time...

(from my upcoming memoir "Confessions of a Filthy Bastard - Do Anything, To Anything" Vol 1)

[Number Of The Priest]

Rsmacker You should be writing memoirs or novels

[atomic charvel guy]

i have no problems blowing at all or holding off the blowing, it definitely extends the shellacking you dole out if you want it to Smacker, i wont bone without it, its alot more fun with it. im old, im looking for any edge i can get.

[DAMPDX]

Joust anyone?

I can't breathe...rofl....

[buzzsaww]

Had a chance to try "the stack" recently and you guys weren't kidding. The "unequalizer" is the perfect description.

[atomic charvel guy]

Had a chance to try "the stack" recently and you guys weren't kidding. The "unequalizer" is the perfect description.

atta boy Buzz! fuckin' money aint it? toss the lumber around baby!

[buzzsaww]

I could have jackhammered a concrete bridge abutment! Fucking amazing

[atomic charvel guy]

why any guy our age would bone without it is beyond me. its so funny when i talk about it with friends from the gym, there's always those 1 or 2 guys that are so threatened by it and get all defensive, then they try it and they alway say wow was i wrong.
i always say hey im not recommending it because it sucks you idiots!

[MOSHWITZ]

AAAANDDDDD it's up again....lol
MOSHON
DAVE

[Rsmacker]

I can't get mine to sit down as it is. It's constantly getting me into trouble...