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    Penis is a funny word.

    Penis needs its own damn thread. Nuff sed...
    When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off. - Ace Frehley

  • #2
    Re: Penis thread

    Agreed.

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    • #3
      Re: Penis thread

      HOOOOOO
      WHEN I SAY PEE!
      YOU SAY NIS!
      WHEN I SAY PEE!
      YOU SAY NIS!
      HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO!
      PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
      NIS!
      PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
      NIS!
      PEE PEE PEE! (oh hey i said pee pee, lol)
      NIS NIS NIS!
      YEAH UH HUH BOY PEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NIS!
      1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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      • #4
        Re: Penis thread

        yup, primal scream

        PEEEEEENIIIIISSSSSS!!!!!!
        DUDEFUKINHELLYEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off. - Ace Frehley

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        • #5
          Re: Penis thread

          Fun to draw it on your friend's face when he's passed out, just make sure it's not in permanant marker... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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          • #6
            Re: Penis thread

            Dick! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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            • #7
              Re: Penis thread

              PP
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #8
                Re: Penis thread

                So is anybody going to wang chung tonight?
                sigpic

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                • #9
                  Re: Penis thread

                  Check this out.

                  http://www.jokefrog.com/flash/dear-penis.shtml
                  "You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
                  I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Penis thread

                    My Sons's contribution to this..

                    King Kong plays Ping Pong with his Ding Dong ..

                    The End
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Penis thread

                      [ QUOTE ]
                      So is anybody going to wang chung tonight?

                      [/ QUOTE ]
                      Yes, and I think I'm turning Japanese. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Penis thread

                        Yes, and I think I'm turning Japanese..

                        then you will have very small penis..not humoungus like big American Penis..a little South park humor there...very little.
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Penis thread

                          [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Penis thread

                            don't make me take mine out. it'll cause a solar eclipse [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
                            1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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                            • #15
                              Re: Penis thread

                              Wow, another thread named after Bill. COOL!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

                              [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

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