I'm going to learn to play the bagpipes.

[Jack The Riffer]

Re: I\'m going to learn to play the bagpipes.

rectum? Damn near kilt 'em!!

[zeegler]

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Don't worry, no one is going to be touching my bag, I can handle it myself!

[Jack The Riffer]

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It's a kilt .... lol


We wear them cause trousers just can't hold it in!

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I thought it was because the sheep recognized the sound of zippers. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Top Jimmy B]

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Now that's funny! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

[Child Of Norther]

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That's true... We like to sneak up and catch the english unaware while they're at it.

[dg]

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Jack is on a frickin' roll! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Been lmao since Chuk said he was behind him, then Jack has me unable to catch a breath here. [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

[Drake S.]

Re: I\'m going to learn to play the bagpipes.

Whooahhoohooo Thats about as funny as a 10 lbs sledge slammin down on yer nut sack! I have a friend who is 100% scottish & has shown me a few songs on the bag pipes you filthy Dirt monkeies [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Zeegler it seems their are few comedians around here [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] You guys are twisted!

[RacerX]

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THANKS FOR THE WARNING [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Cleveland Metal]

Re: I\'m going to learn to play the bagpipes.

A thread on Bagpipes and Fett isn't here??

Interesting...

[toejam]

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I got some hairy bagpipes you can play. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[VitaminG]

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...to put his extra panties in.

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Scotsman don't wear any.

[horns666]

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Don't do it bro...just like the fat kid that wants play the TUBA...a good father should curve such behavior..and by him a guitar.

Bagpipes is like blowing a freakin' Octopuss..

Which actually happened to me once..During a deep sea diving trip I did with the one , the only ..Jeac Cousteau ..

We were on the hunt for the elusive Giant Octopuss ..who at times can be very agressive during mating season. Well there I was faced to face with a BIG one..he grabbed me..I panicked..remeber what Jeac said..."stay calm and blow into his probiscus"..

So I did..to save my life. It was at this time I was Bukkakied in the eye with INK. That's it!!! I kicked him in the tenticles and got him in a headlock and was punchin' him in his big scrotum-like head..well I was pulled off the creature By Jeac and crew...leaving the ceature shock and awed.

It was never aired on TV for some reason.. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

[Endrik]

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Now this is funny.

Costeau was my hero btw. I respect all those great sience dudes who explore all the things that nature has to offer.

[Endrik]

Re: I\'m going to learn to play the bagpipes.

they should have video taped it and send to Nuge

[horns666]

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Yes it's funny now.. Yes I can laugh about that incident now..after some psycho therapy and years of painful medical treatments I had to endure to my eyes that was badly burned by toxic ink.

That was a sticky situation.

and kind of "gay" in a weird sorta way..

But theres was no "sexual" intent on my part..only the Octopuss was aroused . Blowing into it's probiscus was a strickly a tactical defensive move that was taught to me by The Jeac-Man himself..I think he gave my a bum steer...and happy that he found it amusing at the expense of my eye.

He still calls me today ..laughs and hangs up...I know its him..I got Caller ID..and I star 69'd him..which now also sounds gay.

Yes....go ahead and laugh . [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]