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    A farmhand in Far North Queensland radios back to the farm manager:

    "Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the truck. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bull bar at the front of my truck and is wriggling & squealing so much I cannot get him out".

    The manager says "OK there's a 303 behind the seat, take it out and shoot the pig in the head & you'll be able to remove him".

    Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did as you said boss. I took the 303 and shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on."

    "Now what's the problem?" raged the manager..

    "Well Boss, its his motor bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right front wheel arch..................... You there boss?"
    Hail yesterday

  • #2
    Re: Pig trouble

    HaHa,
    Saw that one coming. Hey! I have an old .303 too! Not sure too many of us over here would know what a 303 is but it works for me.
    When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off. - Ace Frehley

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    • #3
      Re: Pig trouble

      I thought this thread was going to involve marriage couseling. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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      • #4
        Re: Pig trouble

        [ QUOTE ]
        I thought this thread was going to involve marriage couseling. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

        [/ QUOTE ]
        LOL So did I! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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        • #5
          Re: Pig trouble

          I didn't see that one coming, LOL, I too have a couple of 303s an enfield #3 and #5 jungle carbine.
          I say the boy ain't right!

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          • #6
            Re: Pig trouble

            .303 was an old British rifle was it not? I used to deer hunt with one and that's what I was told,no scope good gun though,farily accurate from what I remember.

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            • #7
              Re: Pig trouble

              yep, British 303 actually, 311 caliber, responsible for killing more big game than any other gun, also wounded a shit load, they made an incredible number of em. mediocre ballistics, but you don't want to get hit by one.
              I say the boy ain't right!

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              • #8
                Re: Pig trouble

                hahaha thats well funny - i commend you!!

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