Things not to say to your girlfriend...

[~K~]

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[Deneb]

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I think marriage is like putting your pecker into a meat grinder.

You're saying
1; I love you enough to not have sex with other women.
2; I think we're responsible enough to pursue a long term relationship for awhile
3; If I'm putting a ring on your finger, then I'll probably put up with more shit.

Listen gentlemen, this is the truth, and it's wisdom to live by,

She wants your money, your house, your car, and someone elses sex.

[Jack The Riffer]

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Once when I was unemployed my wife made the comment that if I didn't find a job soon she'd have to go out on the streets to sell her body. I told her to sell it by the pound so we could make some good money.

[jgcable]

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" will you marry me?"

[Jack The Riffer]

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Oh yeah, and around Christmas time when she gets bitchy at me I usually say "You're not very jolly for a fat person." I can't say that anymore since she's not fat anymore but it got me some EVIL looks.

[Top Jimmy B]

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My wife doesn't like, "no." That seems to really bother her.

[LouSiffer]

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Just remember.....I'm gonna sell the bitches car
....and buy myself a cool guitar !

Can someone tell me....what the benifit is it to a man to get married? The benifit to women is getting the bills paid, getting a home, getting half of everything you ever make.......! And don't tell me that "its for the sex"...because we all know that the quickest way to end that is to get married!
So, Who can tell me! ! !???

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My advice is simple. Don't do it. Marriage increases the divorce rate significantly (sp?). I have figured out why divorces are so expensive.....cuz they are worth every damned penny.-Lou

[toejam]

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To quote that guy in the John Cusack movie Say Anything... "Bitches, man!"

[khabibissell]

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I was engaged to a girl that would get so pissed at me during that "time of the month", all I had to do was speak. I've never seen a look of anger like that in anyone ever. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] The relationship didn't work out fortunately...

[~K~]

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Geez I dunno I' a firm beleiver in you reap what you sow ..

I've never had to deal with the nightmares you have described here. My wife has always been good to me, contirubtes fairly and rarely complains. Sex hasn't changed much in the 22 yrs we have been together. She isn't demanding at all and neither am I

I want guitar she's the first to say buy it ..
When I bought my harley she wanted to make to the down payment.
She wanted a bike and she would have taken anything I got her a harley
She like the pt cruiser convertible ...she's driving it...

[dg]

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I'm very lucky, much like Kev. I think the key is that we're very compatible when it comes to the big stuff, & we both just laugh at the small stuff. When she went off the pill, she would be in complete agony a few days each month & never once took it out on me. Nobody I'd rather spend my time with than my wife.

[Cleveland Metal]

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You two are blessed...

[OnlineStageGear]

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My girlfriends mouth is usually the one getting in trouble. She made the mistake of saying someone had pretty eyes when we were on vacation in the Bahama's. Bad for her. She was well informed the rest of the day of how cute the girls were on the beach. And oh yes.... they were [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

Matt

[Jason1212]

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+1 To what Kevin said. I think some of you guys got the wrong model or something. I'm not saying everything is roses at my house, but my wife is supportive, honest, and pretty fair. We have a kid and have been together for 12 years. We dont go at it like we did in our 20's but I am definetly not going with out. I want to get a new Charvel the price of which baffels her but she thinks I should have one.

[sully]

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agreed with kev. i've been there; getting hassles when you buy a guitar, feeling like you have to hide money, etc. but thankfully, i finally got a hold of someone awesome, and i don't have to deal with any of that shit.