Things not to say to your girlfriend...

[Shawn]

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In my house I do or buy what I want when I want, but the rule of thumb is this..If she needs,wants,or asks for anything, it is done with a smile. Period. She is also my common sense in most situations, which I like.

My wife is my buddy. Laughter is the key in my opinion.


Shawn

[MBreinin]

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Oh, I have been coming up with some real doozies lately. Here are ones that definitely will get you in serious trouble:

"I look so fucking good right now, I could pick up any chick"

"I wish I had met (insert former girlfriend's name here) when I was 30, instead of 20. We would be married now and happy...we had a very special bond";

"I was a good boy last night...even though I didn't want to be";

"Where has the passion gone?"

I am divorced and currently engaged. I have been engaged 3 times. I am REALLY SKILLED at saying stupid things to my GFs. Usually, Stoli has something to do with it. I also work out of town, so I have been getting hammered every night and calling my fiance' and saying stupid ass and mean shit. I think my new rule is no phone after two drinks or more.

I am probably going to lose this girl because I have been such a moron lately.

Mike

[atomic charvel guy]

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after a 2 or 3 day bender missing in action, "hi".

[Annah]

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Yeah, you know... guys or girls it depends on THE INDIVIDUAL. Perhaps certain guys attract certain types of girls???? And vice versa. It just depends on the person. Not all women are like you guys are trying to make them seem. Some of those statements seem to be pretty bitter. Maybe you just haven't found the right person yet.

But you just should not lump all people of one gender or another into a group and say "they all suck because..." That's the gender-equivalent to racism... Genderism perhaps?

Just my $.01 (was .02, but with gas prices such as they are, this is all I can afford right now)

[buzzsaww]

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now annah, you know full well women get together and tear guys to shreds. let us vent a bit [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[pro-fusion]

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"This is the last guitar I'm ever going to buy. Honest." [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Seriously, I'm pretty lucky with my wife. But then, we are both wacked-out only children who can spend an entire evening in the same room without saying a word to each other--and everything's fine.

[Shawn Lutz]

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your sister better in the sack than you

your best friend is better in the sack than you

your sister and your best friend were the hottest group action I had

[~K~]

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your sister better in the sack than you

your best friend is better in the sack than you

your sister and your best friend were the hottest group action I had

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Huh [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

[jgcable]

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You two are blessed...

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Yep... probably blessed with huge packages which is usually what will keep a wifey happy.
My wife is convinced that I have too much of everything, that I don't need anything (except a friggin raise), and that all her girlfriends husbands treat them better than I treat her. I can't complain about the sex though. Its good. Real good, and the wood floor (JonBenet) ain't half bad either. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Tekky]

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I agree with Kev. The key to it all is "mutual respect". Yeah, there are things not to say, but if you have respect you don't have to worry about it because you wouldn't think twice about saying them.

[rjohnstone]

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My wife and I have been together for almost 15 years. Married for 10 of them.
We just fit... I know what she wants (most of the time) and she knows what I want.
Hell, my wife is the one that bought me most of my guitars.
I would say, that would be cool to have and soon there after, PRESENT TIME!!!
But I do the same for her as well. It's called paying attention.
We rip into each other, sometimes in anger, but mostly in fun. She is very sarcastic... me not quite as much, but I know the difference between sarcasm and anger.
It's not always a bed of roses, but at then end of the day we still love each other.
Like Tekky said... it's all about mutual respect.
I just know that the "C" word is on the permanent do not use list. I used it once... slept on the couch for a week.

[Jack The Riffer]

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I agree with Kev. The key to it all is "mutual respect". Yeah, there are things not to say, but if you have respect you don't have to worry about it because you wouldn't think twice about saying them.

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You're just saying that because your wife is a member and might read this. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Tekky]

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LOL!

Whether she reads it or not, I'd still say the same thing. I'm sure Kevin's wife reads over his shoulder from time to time. Like Kristi, she probably wants to know what frustrates her husband so much.

[jim777]

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My wife and I dated for almost 6 years before getting married, and we're married 11 years now. It's been great the whole time. And, we've got 4 young kids as well. It wouldn't occur to me to disrespect my wife, honestly. We kid each other, but we laugh together a lot. We like a lot of the same things, and give each other space to persue the things we don't really have in common. We look out for each other, and we take care of each other. We actually talk to each other, not just at each other. We occasionally sit on the couch and have a beer together on a weekend night when we've finally gotten the kids to bed. I enjoy her company, and don't have to edit myself to talk to her. She's my best friend. (The green eyes, red hair and Irish accent don't hurt either!) She's smart and insightful and speaks her mind. I do my best to keep up [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I don't know why the divorce rates are so high, I wish I did. Maybe we're lucky we got married in our early 30's and not our 20's. But marriage certainly can work, and work forever. If you can't be honest with and respectful to the person you're with, then maybe you're not with the right person. When it works, it's the best [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[~K~]

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LOL!

Whether she reads it or not, I'd still say the same thing. I'm sure Kevin's wife reads over his shoulder from time to time. Like Kristi, she probably wants to know what frustrates her husband so much.

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Usually I stand up and throw something and she says ..oh what now