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  • #46
    Re: Customer glued to toilet seat at Home Depot

    because it's glue? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #47
      Re: Customer glued to toilet seat at Home Depot

      Superglue was invented as a battlefield wound closing chemical...if I remember correctly.

      Memory is a bit hazy lately. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      Mike
      Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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      • #48
        Re: Customer glued to toilet seat at Home Depot

        Boozin' it up in Alabama = Hazy Memory. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

        Gimme pics of that new neck on your Charvel. [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]
        Tarbaby Fraser.

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        • #49
          Re: Customer glued to toilet seat at Home Depot

          I tried to use fucking superglue on a coffe cup handle..the only thing got was glued was my fingers. [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img]

          The cup wasn't as fortunate.. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #50
            Re: Customer glued to toilet seat at Home Depot

            [ QUOTE ]
            [ QUOTE ]
            That's common misconception, superglue doesn't set till something contacts it. Especially when applied to something non-porus (like a toilet seat) It will remain wet for a long time when only exposed to air. Superglue looooooves skin it would bond instantly to ass cheeks.

            [/ QUOTE ]

            Then why does it dry out when you leave the cap off? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

            [/ QUOTE ]like bill said because it's glue. i didn't say it never would set i said it would take a long time. people have this idea in their head that superglue hardens in seconds no matter what that's just not true or else you'd never be able to work with it. supergluing stuff would have turned into a trade like welding, LOL could you imagine that?
            1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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            • #51
              Re: Customer glued to toilet seat at Home Depot

              [ QUOTE ]
              Boozin' it up in Alabama = Hazy Memory. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

              Gimme pics of that new neck on your Charvel. [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

              [/ QUOTE ]

              Man, if you only fucking new...Jimmy. Let's put it this way...you would approve, oh yes you would.

              I will get some pics of that neck this weekend.

              Mike
              Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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              • #52
                Re: Customer glued to toilet seat at Home Depot

                Not exactly but it was used in Viet Nam
                http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/msuperglue.html

                I remember when i was in Nam, Man we would ........
                1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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                • #53
                  Re: Customer glued to toilet seat at Home Depot

                  I've superglued cuts closed...works like a charm. I have also duct taped wounds closed.

                  If can't duct it, fuck it!

                  Mike
                  Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Customer glued to toilet seat at Home Depot

                    I'd like to supeglue my wife's piehole shut...man she woke me up this morning yelling at the kid..

                    Why do the wives do THAT!!!!

                    Can't they yell quieter...dammmit! [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Customer glued to toilet seat at Home Depot

                      I'm never gluing a woman's mouth closed. A muzzle maybe, you can take that off when it is time for them to do something useful with that mouth.

                      MIke
                      Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Customer glued to toilet seat at Home Depot

                        Uh oh!!!

                        Doubts raised about super glue report
                        http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1292747
                        "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                        • #57
                          Re: Customer glued to toilet seat at Home Depot

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                          That's what he gets for not wiping off the seat..

                          I mean that could've been Supergoo NOT Superglue.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                          High Buzz.. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

                          [/ QUOTE ]

                          +1 He's a fraud. [img]/images/graemlins/fart.gif[/img]

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