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  • I was just baptised!

    By my fraternity that is! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    About 50 of us signed up, we were broken into smaller groups (of about 8) with about 5 baptisingmasters per group.

    They slaved us through the entire city (IN PUBLIC: on squares, intersections, parks, hell we even had to invade an auditorium during class!) while rubbing us in with the most disgusting stuff, making us drink and eat the foulest crap possible and making us do 'fun' 'games' (one guy had to take mayonaise into his mouth, I had to take ketchup and we had to make cocktail sauce without spilling any of it...you know what that means! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img])

    And this was just our 'outside' baptise, we were taken inside one of the clubs which was completely covered in plastic, and had to do even fouler stuff: starting from one cup in the front, you had to sip per sip pass it on from person to person in your group to fill the cup at the back and then you had to drink that 'ad fundum' (one go).

    While we were walking around (doing the 'duckwalk', the 'elephantwalk', NEVER normal walking,) we had to sing demeaning songs, calling ourselves name, we had to lick and kiss the shoes of our masters and they would yell 'WHERE ARE THE PILES OF SHIT?'

    and we would yell; 'ON THE FLOOR' and then we would dive on the floor and roll around in the dirt.

    I was covered from head to toe, to in underpants with rotten egs, rotten mayo, ketchup, choco, jam, chocomilk, orange juice, catfood, dogfood, dogbiscuits, rotten yoghurt,...

    we had to eat a dozen toes of RAW GARLIC, garlic powder (my hair still stinks! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] ) raw coffee, we had to drink cocktails o salt, ketchup, chocolatemilk, diet coke, garlic, sour whipped cream, raw eggs...

    But NOW we are the fucking elite (only 50 of 650 students had the guts to let themselves be baptised), we will have our own Cantus at which we will receive our degrees and ribbons AND we get the honor of being the next baptisingmasters! Those pussies better hold on for dear life, cause they'll eat it! Literally! [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
    You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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    Re: I was just baptised!

    Sounds like a fun Baptism..

    I think Baptisms should be fun..you know. Its a sacrament that is celebrated..so why not celebrate.

    Next time somebody gets Baptised in my family..I'm passing out Party Favors , Kazoos and whistles in church..why not.

    Thanks for the idea!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      So it was basically the same as being in the front row at a Gwar concert, huh? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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      • #4
        Re: I was just baptised!

        Exactly!!!

        and intead of water and oil and whatnot..put some pizazz into it..

        use Silly String and shaving cream..
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #5
          Re: I was just baptised!

          I don't get it.

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          • #6
            Re: I was just baptised!

            Most frats don't permit telling anyone what the hazing rituals are.
            I say the boy ain't right!

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            • #7
              Re: I was just baptised!

              Sounds pretty pointless to me, but hey, if you enjoyed it, that's cool. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

              http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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              • #8
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                "(one guy had to take mayonaise into his mouth, I had to take ketchup and we had to make cocktail sauce without spilling any of it...you know what that means! )"

                Uh, you made out with another guy?

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                • #9
                  Re: I was just baptised!

                  Let me tell you I know what the hazing rituals is at one of the biggest Frats in one of the biggest southern California colleges and it is nothing nice.
                  What GOR went through was nothing compared to what some kids go through. I personally would want to kick some butt before any of that hazing happened to me but alot of my friends were in frats. Anyways whatever floats your boat.

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                  • #10
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                    Yeah, what kind of frat wants you locking lips with another man that has a pile of white goo in his mouth.....ummmm...thats pretty disturbing and if I were you, I would sleep like a new inmate on the cell block.....eyes wide open.

                    I would rather have joined Lambda Lambda Lambda......at least they dug chicks....except for Lemont of course....I think he was a touch light in the loafers.-Lou
                    " I do not pay women for sex. I pay for them to leave after the sex ". -Wise words of Charlie Sheen

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                    • #11
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                      Yeah, what kind of frat wants you locking lips with another man that has a pile of white goo in his mouth.....

                      [/ QUOTE ]
                      The gay one that GOR just joined! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                        Yeah, what kind of frat wants you locking lips with another man that has a pile of white goo in his mouth.....

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                        The gay one that GOR just joined! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                        He didn't notice that their logo is a pink triangle!
                        Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

                        http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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                        • #13
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                          Um...okay...if you like being humiliated, then that's cool.

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                            [ QUOTE ]
                            Um...okay...if you like being humiliated, then that's cool.

                            [/ QUOTE ]

                            See thats the thing I dont care for if you are going to do all this psuedo-homo stuff to me its probably because you just killed me.

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                              Yeah, what kind of frat wants you locking lips with another man that has a pile of white goo in his mouth.....

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                              The gay one that GOR just joined! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                              He didn't notice that their logo is a pink triangle!

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                              And their frat name is Pi Alpha Goo. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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