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  • #16
    Re: I was just baptised!

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    See thats the thing I dont care for if you are going to do all this psuedo-homo stuff to me its probably because you just killed me.

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    • #17
      Re: I was just baptised!

      As Peter Griffith would say, "Aw, GAY!" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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      • #18
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        Yeah, what kind of frat wants you locking lips with another man that has a pile of white goo in his mouth.....

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        The gay one that GOR just joined! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        He didn't notice that their logo is a pink triangle!

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        And their frat name is Pi Alpha Goo. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        I'm glad I wasn't drinking, cuz I woulda spit all over my monitor.
        Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

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        • #19
          Re: I was just baptised!

          Fuck it man! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

          I'd do anything for free beer!

          Hazing got less intense this year, since 3 people died last year again, they decided to finally forbid the extreme stuff.

          For example someone was sandwiched between two matrasses last year and thrown off a 7 story building, needless to say he didn't survive that. [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

          Highlight of the night was probably 'digging for grapes', where a couple of hotchicks had to get the grapes out of my boxers as fast as possible and eat them. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

          And yes I made out with a guy, he was very feminin, so I just closed my eyes and pretended! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]
          You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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          • #20
            Re: I was just baptised!

            Wheres the throw up icon?

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            • #21
              Re: I was just baptised!

              A pronounced heterosexual committing acts of a homosexual nature without feeling disgraced or uncomfortable is the ultimate sign of certainty of heterosexuality. Muaha :s :s
              You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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              • #22
                Re: I was just baptised!

                I was at a club a few weeks ago with some friends and as we were walking in a few other friends were leaving. One of those dudes at the bar is a big time flamer. So my drunken friend Ian says to one of the straight guys - "Dave, see you later you fag, have a good night fag, don't suck too much dick tonight". Richie, the gay dude, is standing next to him and looks like his puppy just died.
                So, Ian, in a moment of drunken enlightenment puts his arm around Richie and says, "hey man, no offense. Being a fag and sucking dick is cool if you're gay, but if you're straight being a fag and sucking dick is just fuckin gay." [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]
                Well, I fell down laughing at that piece of logic and Richie ran away to work on his float for the parade.
                Tarbaby Fraser.

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                • #23
                  Re: I was just baptised!

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                  Fuck it man! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                  I'd do anything for free beer!


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                  In that case, I got a job for you on the side. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                  I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                  • #24
                    Re: I was just baptised!

                    A friend of mine was in the porn business for years, went all over europe filming and lived in Cali doing work ranging from boom mic holder to starring in films.

                    He told us a story of one of his "friends" who did gay porn, but wasn't gay. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

                    So I asked "When your friend is bent over, and has another guys dick in his ass, he's not gay?" [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

                    Yeah, great logic [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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                    • #25
                      Re: I was just baptised!

                      Shit, I responded on the "Baptising" thing without even reading GOR's post..

                      But now that I did.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

                      WTFFF????!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

                      which is, what the fuckin' fucking fuck??!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #26
                        Re: I was just baptised!

                        I am part of a non-pledging fraternity. I could not put up with that bullshit and don't know how or why anyone else would ever choose to go through that or force others to do that shit.

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                        • #27
                          Re: I was just baptised!

                          I remember when I was a senior in the highschool we babtizised too, the principal wanted to call me a police, we (specially me) did some very crazy and stupid shit to others, . I could be a such an asshole, I wanted to be cool or something. I've made a lot of stupid things over the years but never made out with another guy, I guess that makes me a gay or something [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
                          "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                          "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                          • #28
                            Re: I was just baptised!

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                            Shit, I responded on the "Baptising" thing without even reading GOR's post..

                            But now that I did.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

                            WTFFF????!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]


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                            That's why I posted it was almost like a simulation of a Gwar concert... you know, getting water/food coloring and fake bodily fluids shot and crap all over you. Though, it's only kinda cool when the chick Slymenstra Hymen does it! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                            • #29
                              Re: I was just baptised!

                              Okay, how does that equate to free beer? Somebody has to pay for it, don't they?

                              I just don't get people going through that kind of stuff to feel included in something (er, I mean get free beer), but if it makes you happy more power to ya.

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                              • #30
                                Re: I was just baptised!

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                                Wheres the throw up icon?

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