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  • #1

    Randome facts about Chuck Norris

    http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php
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    Re: Randome facts about Chuck Norris

    Ok, is someone making a nickel every time I click on this to see another fact? At first it seems retarded but the more you click the funnier it seems.

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    • #3
      Re: Randome facts about Chuck Norris

      my friend has th ewhole list posted on his myspace. good stuff

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      • #4
        Re: Randome facts about Chuck Norris

        [ QUOTE ]
        The government called upon Chuck Norris to destroy an asteroid the size of Texas. Chuck Norris rode on top of rocket with nothing but a fork and a cherry bomb. Needless to say the asteroid lost.

        [/ QUOTE ]

        Priceless.

        Mike
        Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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        • #5
          Re: Randome facts about Chuck Norris

          who's Chuck Norris..
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #6
            Re: Randome facts about Chuck Norris

            Walker...Texas Ranger

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            • #7
              Re: Randome facts about Chuck Norris

              All I know is that he sports a cool looking Pomeranian on top of his head.
              Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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              • #8
                Re: Randome facts about Chuck Norris

                [ QUOTE ]
                All I know is that he sports a cool looking Pomeranian on top of his head.

                [/ QUOTE ]

                I thought that was a long haired persian cat myself.

                chasbo
                "Those who know what's best for us, must rise and save us from ourselves!"

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                • #9
                  Re: Randome facts about Chuck Norris

                  Chuck Norris is made entirely of muscle. Even his brain.

                  Chuck Norris always gives it, never receives it, when in prison.

                  A man was once stranded on the side of the road after his car ran out of gas. Chuck Norris drove by, got out, and looked the man in the eye. The man knew that everything would be fine. Then Chuck proceeded to piss into the man's gas tank and to this very day that man has never had to fill his gas tank up again. That was 14 years ago.

                  One day Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at McDonalds. When the employee asked him if he wanted fries with that, Chuck Norris had sex with his girlfriend, taped it, and mailed the tape to him for Christmas.
                  It's not a competition, it's a community

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                  • #10
                    Re: Randome facts about Chuck Norris

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                    Walker...Texas Ranger

                    [/ QUOTE ]

                    you mean walker....redneck ninja

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                    • #11
                      Re: Randome facts about Chuck Norris

                      Chuck Norris sits down to pee.
                      It's not a competition, it's a community

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