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  • #31
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I fucking hate Christmas...

    [/ QUOTE ] You and me both, kid. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] I hate all Christmas carols except 'The Pretenders 2000 Years". (Whatever) And then my heart melts. But that's because I think Chrissy has, or had, the greatest female voice in rock. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
    I am a true ass set to this board.

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    • #32
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      what happened? did everyone get un-humbugged?
      1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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      • #33
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        Motherfuckin' humbug, shitheads! [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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        • #34
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          Count me in, I absolutely despise it.

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          • #35
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            I say again, Fuck Christmas.

            Nothing but pain, BS, and unfulfilled expectations brought on by a BS media trying to suck money out of people through their hearts and need for some fucking sort of satisfaction and fulfillment in life.

            Disillusioned.

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            • #36
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              Merry Friggin Thanksgiving. And "Thanks-for-giving" me a shirt on Christmas. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
              I am a true ass set to this board.

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              • #37
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                If it was not for X Mas, there would be no X-Mass office party where you could have sex with bosses hot sexitary on his desk and the xerox machine! Think about!
                ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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                • #38
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                  We don't have a hot secretary... Sooo.....

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                  • #39
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                    We don't have a hot secretary... Sooo.....

                    [/ QUOTE ] Still sucks. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    I am a true ass set to this board.

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                    • #40
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                      And another thing....we get the same goddamn news story every fucking year about getting to the airport at least 2 hours early. (probably serves me right for leaving the news on too long but....) Uh, yeah, ya think!? No way!! I've had this drilled into my head for 36 years...OK I GET IT!!!!

                      But, of course, they'll always find some dumb-ass motherfucker in the airport who missed his flight and will say something along the lines of "Well, I ain't seen it like thee-us before.....the are-port needs to do a better jawb."

                      AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

                      It's ok, I have it on the Music Choice Metal Channel now, I am now decompressing..... [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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                      • #41
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                        Christmas offically starts earlier than Halloween now...big commercialized POS..JMO. It's just for the money. I personally have no use for church, religion, or anything jammed down my throat by others that are doing this "for my own good". Jesus died for me?? Why, he didn't know me, I wasn't even born...so he had ESP? (I can't spell that other word..phsycic???) People who are Christians and believe, I'm not trying to start a shit storm..and I am glad that you have found something great to believe in..it just don't fly with me..to each their own.

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                        • #42
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                          Regardless of what "spiritual" season you celebrate, I contend that most everyone that is old enough to know what these celebrations are about is not teaching their young ones what "spirit" is. Take that anyway you want. But what I can't stand is the materialistic nature of the whole season has come to. What is even worse is that all I could wait for is Christmas for the stuff and that was in the '50's and '60's. Nothing has changed. Parent's just don't whine about spending bucks on the kids when you just bot a 360. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Ho, Fukkin, Ho
                          I am a true ass set to this board.

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                          • #43
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                            Ok, I just flipped past the news channel again and they were re-running the same story that I had had seen earlier (which had probably been ran 20 times that I didn't see) and it occurred to me THAT'S THE SAME STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT MISSED HIS FLIGHT THE LAST THREE YEARS IN A ROW!!!!

                            Ok, this guy is at least 10 years older than I am, you'd think that he would have figured it out about now....

                            AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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                            • #44
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                              BOY AM I FUCKING PISSED AT YOU GUYS!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

                              You guys are trying make a point about Christmas being "commercial"...I think Charles Schultz beat you all to the punch about ..ummmm 35 years ago..with Charlie Brown's Christmas special..so where's the fucking NEWSFLASH... [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

                              Hey, if your life and Christmas sucks ass .. well GOOD!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

                              GOOD for you, you deserve it ..dwell in self pity and misery and all the self inflicted BS you can swallow... [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

                              If you want to eat a mile of shit everday and call that dinner...that's wonderful!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

                              If you insist on comming home from a hard day's work, or no work at all ..and take your frustration and own personal shortcomings out and yell at the wife and beat the kids..COOL! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

                              If your want to slice your wrist on Christmas day because you're a weak bitch and can't handle life..well my world is better off without you. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

                              My Christmas will be AWESOME .because I will make it that way...I have the choice and the option to choose to make my family's favorite holiday ..special. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

                              I am a Satanists in the truest form..and being who I am..it all about prority # uno..ME & MY happyness and those that I love..That is self preservation and Indulgence..and THAT is what I'M all about..Period. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

                              Money..Can you put a price on that smile on your child's face ..No, you can not. They will not be that "child" forever..may as well give them the best childhood that YOU can give them..especially if you didn't as a child...why take your personal grudges and sadism out onto the innocent that you brought into this world. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

                              If you blow a single cent on a person you don't give a fuck about and they don't give a fuck about you..then you're a fucking idiot! [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

                              If putting a smile on my kids' face is commercialism...Fuck it..then so be it..

                              It's once a year..deal with it..maybe stop going to the bar a few weeks and getting hammered at 5 bucks a beer ...maybe stop buying that whore of yours some nose candy so you can fuck her ass all night...maybe you don't need to smoke a carton a Marlboros a day...maybe you don't need that Jackson guitar or amp right now...maybe you may want to put your children and others you care about first once a fucking year....whether you believe in JC or not [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

                              I's called sacrifices man..you always seem to have some money laying around for your stupid BULLSHIT...but cry because your kid wants a new video game or action figure..WTF??!! [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

                              Now I'm sick of all the boo hooing .. whoa is me fucking Pussy Bullshit..you whining bitches. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

                              If you don't like Christmas..go fuck yourself..all of you.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

                              But don't impose YOUR masochism for the rest of us who may want to enjoy it....like myself and others here. [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img]

                              What, do you think that I'm some kind of clueless , sheltered , liberal fuck??!! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

                              I know about constant mental and physical pain, I know about fucking human garbage and their constant need for drama, I know how it feels to want to shove a 38. in my mouth and be done with it..but I have a purpose ..a reason to breathe..it's called love and devotion to my family and friends..and a sense of self preservation...survival...because I'm not a pathetic fucking PUSSY!

                              So for all you Bah Humbuggers out there..go choke on a candy cane..I'll stripe my cock red and white and you can fuggin' choke on it.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                              This was a personal holiday kick in the nuts from Santa Bub..in hope that it will pull your head out of your asses and get a fucking clue. Unless you like the smell of shit ..you masochists. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

                              Merry Fucking Christmas...Pussys!!! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

                              Love and Hate,

                              Bill Z Bub..
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #45
                                Re: The Bah humbug thread...

                                LMAO
                                1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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