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  • #61
    Re: I am going to kick all 3 of my cats to death!

    I hate cats! No matter what you do they STINK! You can ALWAYS tell when someone owns a cat, their house wreaks!!!

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    • #62
      Re: I am going to kick all 3 of my cats to death!

      Usually people who hate kitties tend to be hiding their jealousy, in regards to the fact that the kitty is much smarter than they are and, is in fact, ruler of their domain. Bow down to the greatness of the kitty!...........
      [img]/images/graemlins/fart.gif[/img]

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      • #63
        Re: I am going to kick all 3 of my cats to death!

        I don't like cats but I'm pretty sure I had a few in chinese food before that weren't too bad.

        Seriously, why do people want animals in their homes that piss and shit in it? Litter box or not, they still are pissing and shitting inside [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

        I like dogs, my dog lets me know when she needs to take care of business and goes outside. I'd rather pick landmines off the back grass than have them doing it inside

        That dude may as well throw the gig bag out because the cat piss smell isnt going anywhere [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
        shawnlutz.com

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        • #64
          Re: I am going to kick all 3 of my cats to death!

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          I don't like cats but I'm pretty sure I had a few in chinese food before that weren't too bad.

          Seriously, why do people want animals in their homes that piss and shit in it? Litter box or not, they still are pissing and shitting inside [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

          I like dogs, my dog lets me know when she needs to take care of business and goes outside. I'd rather pick landmines off the back grass than have them doing it inside

          That dude may as well throw the gig bag out because the cat piss smell isnt going anywhere [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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          They still have outhouses in Texas? I thought that was just Kentucky. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
          Occupy JCF

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          • #65
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            Usually people who hate kitties tend to be hiding their jealousy, in regards to the fact that the kitty is much smarter than they are and, is in fact, ruler of their domain. Bow down to the greatness of the kitty!...........
            [img]/images/graemlins/fart.gif[/img]

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            Replace "kittie" with "pussy" in the above statement [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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            • #66
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              I don't like cats but I'm pretty sure I had a few in chinese food before that weren't too bad.

              Seriously, why do people want animals in their homes that piss and shit in it? Litter box or not, they still are pissing and shitting inside [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

              I like dogs, my dog lets me know when she needs to take care of business and goes outside. I'd rather pick landmines off the back grass than have them doing it inside

              That dude may as well throw the gig bag out because the cat piss smell isnt going anywhere [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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              They still have outhouses in Texas? I thought that was just Kentucky. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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              [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] yeehaw! they have dem dar outhouses inside now...I gots 3 1/2 of them in my house, they have pisspots with stuff called plummin that washes the pee and poo away. my dawg aints smart enough to use any of dem bathrooms...she goes out on the grass...I don't smell it in the house either [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
              shawnlutz.com

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              • #67
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                That dude may as well throw the gig bag out because the cat piss smell isnt going anywhere [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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                Sure it will. Wash it. Trust me, I threw a white dress shirt on top of an old box one time that I put in my spare room after coming home from work one day... I forgot about it for a couple days and it wound up with a big yellow stain from the cat peeing on it, I washed it, the stain and smell came out with regular laundry detergent.
                I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                • #68
                  Re: I am going to kick all 3 of my cats to death!

                  Someone already kinda said it, but next time you catch the cat pissing on something, just whip it out and piss on the cat!!...LOL! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                  I'm kinda starting to hate cats myself. We have 6 of them here all with their OWN fuckin' agendas!! We've got one of the kittens going to a new home this weekend, that leaves 5 cats, 3 dogs to go (I'll keep my rabbit though...low maintenence, cute as hell, and just as affectionate as a cat)

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                  • #69
                    Re: I am going to kick all 3 of my cats to death!

                    I like pussy

                    Huh huh
                    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                    • #70
                      Re: I am going to kick all 3 of my cats to death!

                      okay, for those of you asking if my cats are apayed or neutered, or if I've pissed them off, yadda, yadda. Yes they are spayed and neutered, and no I have not done anything to deserve the "revenge piss". I have had cats my entire life, so I'm VERY aware of how cats work.

                      Spank a dog for something, and he learns not to do it.

                      Spank a cat for something, and he hides for a while, and thinks about what he's going to do to get you back. It will most likely involve piss, shit, or puke.

                      A dog will hang out with you because he likes you and wants to be with you.

                      A cat will hang out with you because you are warm, and he can't think of anything better to do at the moment.

                      Don't get me wrong, for the most part, I like cats. One of my cats, however seems to be regressing, and is just lazy, and can't be bothered to use the litter.
                      Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

                      http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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                      • #71
                        Re: I am going to kick all 3 of my cats to death!

                        Oh, and one more thing, I would never actually kick my cats to death. Maybe half to death, but never to death. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] J/K
                        Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

                        http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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                        • #72
                          Re: I am going to kick all 3 of my cats to death!

                          dogs rule. cats walk by, look at you like-"oh, you're not feeding me yet? fuck you. " and they walk away. man's best friend kicks ass on cats.
                          Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                          • #73
                            Re: I am going to kick all 3 of my cats to death!

                            Cats hav a really bad attitude. I kinda like that! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                            Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

                            http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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                            • #74
                              Re: I am going to kick all 3 of my cats to death!

                              Just remember zeegs, we're watching you, always watching you. (Even though we are not looking at you..or so you think..)



                              The Buzzard does not fear
                              The man in riot gear
                              Harvest a skull of stone
                              The Buzzard grows his own...

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                              • #75
                                Re: I am going to kick all 3 of my cats to death!

                                Awwwwwwwwwwwww!
                                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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