I am going to kick all 3 of my cats to death!

[MetalGrasshopper]

Re: I am going to kick all 3 of my cats to death!

Just eat it...azn bbq style.

[fett]

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I like "Post Testies" That's testes, Racer. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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I thought Asians only ate dogs. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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Zeeg ain't going to get no pussy (cat). You can yell at a dog for peeing on something and he will understand. You can yell at a cat for peeing on something, and he will do it on your foot. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Actually, if you rub the cat's nose in it and spank the shit out of him, he'll learn pretty quickly what not to do, just like a dog.

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No bets on them stopping peeing completely, but they get the message. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[fett]

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I thought Asians only ate dogs. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ] "Give it Mikey. He'll eat anything." [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Ripley7t]

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Perhaps I will get my cat some Nesticles. Then he won't feel so empty inside. He just looks so sad licking that empty sac.

[toejam]

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I waited for about 3.5 years before I had my cat neutered last year. Those things were just so big! Now they look like little empty balloons. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[lerxstcat]

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One of the cats pissed on my friend's gigbag. I am fucking half a goddamn second away from kicking them all in to a bloody fucking pulp.

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Your woman will slit your throat in your sleep if you do...

Tell your friend not to piss off the cats next time! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[fett]

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Cats have a 'Fuk you' tude. Deep down inside they want to be tigers. They will do whatever they want to do. And if you don't like it, they will claw your eyes out. Or piss on your stuff. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[lerxstcat]

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They do if they sense a 'tude from you. My old cat lived 15 years and 8 months, and never scratched or pissed on any of my gear or my friends'. He pissed in the litter box or when he went out. They're just like dogs, if you're abusive raising them they'll be fucked up and act out against you. Raise 'em right, treat 'em right, and they're great pets - ones that won't freak out and tear up your apartment when you leave for work, as dogs often do. Cats don't have abandonment issues much, they'll find something to do, or somewhere to nap.

[Flametop]

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Damn fett. 38 posts and counting for today. Maybe you should get a hobby.

"I'll take playing guitars for under two hundred dollars Alex"..
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[hippietim]

Re: I am going to kick all 3 of my cats to death!

since we're talking about cats, how do you guys like them best: baked, broiled, grilled, or fried?

[fett]

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Actually, I like cats. The one cat I liked used to sleep on my bed. One day, I woke up and found a tick on my dick. I am not kidding. My uncle had to remove it. That didn't make it a 'Bad Kitty'. Cats are very cool. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[Flametop]

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OMFG!!! Dude!! You just crossed the line when it comes to sharing..... [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]

[Ripley7t]

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I have had cat. I prefer monkey or even woodchuck to cat. One time this street vendor in Thailand tried to sell me either monkey or cat on a stick. He was like "chicken" 20 baht, I said, dude that isnt chicken with a paw like that, I'll give ya 10 baht, take it or leave it, LOL. Needless to say, whatever it was, it wasnt half bad.