I am going to kick all 3 of my cats to death!

[lerxstcat]

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Since my cat was exposed to contact highs from my pot smoking his entire life, I guess I'd say baked? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[fett]

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Damn fett. 38 posts and counting for today. Maybe you should get a hobby.

"I'll take playing guitars for under two hundred dollars Alex"..
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[Ripley7t]

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A tick eh? That means you are the owner of the very rare Rocky Mountain Spotted Pecker, LOL.

[fett]

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A tick eh? That means you are the owner of the very rare Rocky Mountain Spotted Pecker, LOL.

[/ QUOTE ] It was diagnosed as a Limp Bisket. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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Your uncle just told you it was a tick, to get it off. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Top Jimmy B]

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Actually, I like cats. The one cat I liked used to sleep on my bed. One day, I woke up and found a tick on my dick. I am not kidding. My uncle had to remove it. That didn't make it a 'Bad Kitty'. Cats are very cool. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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My wife and I were "dog sitting" my sisters puppy many years ago when we were newlyweds. One amorous evening we were getting our hump on near the fireplace and as I was "going the growl" on the Mrs, "Taffy" snuck up behind me and licked my sack. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

If that dog survived, your cat deserves to live.

[fett]

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Your uncle just told you it was a tick, to get it off. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ] No, it was real. I got a boner and the damn thing almost exploded. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[toejam]

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LOL Ticks on dicks are not cool!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] My cats don't go outside, so there's no chance of them getting in here. They do catch the occasional spider, though, usually to play with. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I woke up with a tick on my eyelid when I was 16... I was running around in the woods the day before. I freaked out and my mom had to pull it off with tweezers.

[Flametop]

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Ticks on Dicks. Very way..way ..way..out there guys. There are much better Internet BB's out there for this kind of thing. Some that I'm sure both of you are members of. Shouldn't you take this stuff there for a discussion among more "receptive" friends? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

[hippietim]

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Actually, I like cats. The one cat I liked used to sleep on my bed. One day, I woke up and found a tick on my dick. I am not kidding. My uncle had to remove it. That didn't make it a 'Bad Kitty'. Cats are very cool. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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What the fuck dude? That is way beyond your regular retarded shit. That's just way to fucking much information.

[fett]

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Well, it was cat related. And quite unusual. Well, I guess that's just me. Get over it. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] I thought it was funny. But, I am just retarded. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Tekky]

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Speaking of cats pissing on things...

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[fett]

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Speaking of cats pissing on things...

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[/ QUOTE ] I'm sorry. I really like cats and you guys too. Goodnight. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[zeegler]

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Well, I'm clamed down now, but still pissed off. We have 3 cats, and one of them is a bastard, and pisses on stuff for no apparent reason. One day I'm going to find out which one it is, and he's going to the SPCA immediately. I can't put up with that kind of shit.

[Tekky]

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I had two cats and they were pretty new to the apartment and me so they spent most of their time hiding. And one had a problem with spraying. One night I was working on the computer when I smelled urine in my bedroom and I just went ballistic. It turned out that he was under my bed when he decided to mark his sister. I shooed them both into the bathroom and there they stayed until I could find a suitable home for them.

Their major malfunction is that they were feral cats to begin with. That's the last time I try to do that.