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Here's a couple of ones that my friend told me yesterday:
1. What's the difference between aStrat and Les Paul? Strat burns hotter, but Les Paul burns longer.
2. What do singers use instead of condoms? Their personality.
3. How do you prevent singer from drowning? You shoot him before he falls into the water.
4. How to earn 5,000 in rock 'n' roll? You start with 10,000.
5. Did you heard a joke about the guitarist that is tuned to pitch? No? Me neither.
6. How do you make a guitarist stop playing? You give him sheet music.
7. Why are the jokes about guitarists so short? Because the other members of the band can understand them.
8. Who is the guy that keeps company with musicians? The drummer.
9. What do you do if you see a bassist drowning? You throw him his amplifier.
10. What does a woman say to the bassist, after she asks him for an autograph? Here's your card, sir.
11. How do you tune two bassists? You shoot one.
12. What's the difference between a guitarist and bassist? Half of the tone.
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1. What's the difference between aStrat and Les Paul? Strat burns hotter, but Les Paul burns longer.
2. What do singers use instead of condoms? Their personality.
3. How do you prevent singer from drowning? You shoot him before he falls into the water.
4. How to earn 5,000 in rock 'n' roll? You start with 10,000.
5. Did you heard a joke about the guitarist that is tuned to pitch? No? Me neither.
6. How do you make a guitarist stop playing? You give him sheet music.
7. Why are the jokes about guitarists so short? Because the other members of the band can understand them.
8. Who is the guy that keeps company with musicians? The drummer.
9. What do you do if you see a bassist drowning? You throw him his amplifier.
10. What does a woman say to the bassist, after she asks him for an autograph? Here's your card, sir.
11. How do you tune two bassists? You shoot one.
12. What's the difference between a guitarist and bassist? Half of the tone.
[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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