the layoff

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The Boss was in a quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."

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[StukaJU87]

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[Zerberus]

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[RickStar]

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[FusionFarmer]

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I think he should'a just laid Debra.

[rjohnstone]

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LMAO... good one.

[IrfaanSE801]

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] My boss is wondering what I'm laughin at now

[sully]

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nice!

[toejam]

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[kremit]

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[Razor]

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[No Use]

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lol.

[RacerX]

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[Newc]

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...*gasp*.. .HAH! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]