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The elixir of the Gods it is. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. It makes me realize I am super smart, I have all the answers, my wife looks sexy ( she should start drinking until I look sexy.....but, by then she would be comatose ), I love everybody, did I mention I love Jim Beam? Sobriety sucks!! Sober people are just afraid to face the drunk world.....thats all....sissies. Afraid of spinning rooms, hot flashes, slurring words and screaming out loud to a person 1 foot from you...oh yeah...and making absolutley pointless posts on a guitar forum. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] If I ever hit the lottery you guys will be rich.....just buy stock in Jim Beam.....I will be the next Dudley Moore in Arthur. Hookers, booze and a kind old British gentleman to babysit me.
I would buy Ron a PC so he wouldnt have to keep going to the library.
I would buy the admins 2 weeks of vacations for putting up with the douchebags on this forum.......and yes....hookers on me. Gotta love the hookers....at least for the time you paid for.
Hippietim would get his own super computer. He is married...he doesnt need hookers.
Flametop....well....I would buy Jackson Charvel and let him run it....and yes, hookers would be mandatory secretaries.
Newc....send his ass to luthier school...anything to keep him from Newcensteining anything else. [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] I think he just needs some guidance.....he has all the initiative.
LesPaulCustom.....I would buy Gibson for him......and drop the prices since it is the same damned guitar for the last 50 years.
JGCable.....I would have EVH's finger cut off and sewn on to his hands.....maybe this would help in his ever elusive hunt for the " perfect tone".
Twisteramps.....I would just pay him a shitload to sit around and teach me to play....and he can have a hooker too if he does a good job.
Side note....I supply the hookers, it is up to you to practice safe sex. I am not paying for your offspring.....nor am I paying for penicilin shots. Safe sex is not just making sure her head isn't bouncing off the headboard either.
God I love Beam.
Remember, if you are going to hit it.....hit like a CAVEMAN!!!!-Lou
I would buy Ron a PC so he wouldnt have to keep going to the library.
I would buy the admins 2 weeks of vacations for putting up with the douchebags on this forum.......and yes....hookers on me. Gotta love the hookers....at least for the time you paid for.
Hippietim would get his own super computer. He is married...he doesnt need hookers.
Flametop....well....I would buy Jackson Charvel and let him run it....and yes, hookers would be mandatory secretaries.
Newc....send his ass to luthier school...anything to keep him from Newcensteining anything else. [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img] I think he just needs some guidance.....he has all the initiative.
LesPaulCustom.....I would buy Gibson for him......and drop the prices since it is the same damned guitar for the last 50 years.
JGCable.....I would have EVH's finger cut off and sewn on to his hands.....maybe this would help in his ever elusive hunt for the " perfect tone".
Twisteramps.....I would just pay him a shitload to sit around and teach me to play....and he can have a hooker too if he does a good job.
Side note....I supply the hookers, it is up to you to practice safe sex. I am not paying for your offspring.....nor am I paying for penicilin shots. Safe sex is not just making sure her head isn't bouncing off the headboard either.
God I love Beam.
Remember, if you are going to hit it.....hit like a CAVEMAN!!!!-Lou
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