septic christmas

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

Went out to shop today and as I was pulling out on to the main street, a septic truck just passed. I had a flash back about some member here who had company for the holidays, and his tank filled up. Sorry, but I just started to crack up remembering the story. It was a real shitty ordeal. Anyways, who ever was around last year might recall the story. I think it should be shared every holiday. Its better than the “Christmas Story”.

[Jason1212]

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Reminds me of Christmas Vacation and Randy Quaid saying "shitter's full" while pumping his septic trank into the storm drain.

[HuntinDoug]

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That would be me sir... I looked for the thread, but couldnt find it. In a nutshell, I had like 19 people staying at my house last Christmas (always a fun thing). And, with all the extra holiday "cheer", the old septic system just couldnt handle it. My mom went to the basement to launder her skivvies. Next thing I know she says "Um Doug, is there suppose to be turds coming out of this pipe". If you have never heard those words, consiter yourself lucky.

The septic "clan" showed up an hour or so later. Two hundred plus dollars, and an hour or so after that we were back in business. Ahhh the holidays...Let's all sing:

[b]Ohhh, Fecal smells, Fecal smells, Fecal smells for days,
Oh what fun it is to shovel Sh!t on the holidays,

Wading thru the poo, yes you're gonna pay,
Oh why do we have to serve corn on Christmas day.

Ohhh, Fecal smells, Fecal smells, Fecal smells for days,
Oh what fun it is to shovel Sh!t on the holidays,[b]

[mm2002]

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[skorb]

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"Um Doug, is there suppose to be turds coming out of this pipe". If you have never heard those words, consiter yourself lucky.



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[Burn]

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I remember that, actually.... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

[VitaminG]

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] great carol, Doug. I'll be singing that all weekend now

[zeegler]

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I'm glad I have sewers! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Newc]

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] same here [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Better than the one I had a few years ago:

There's a place I know
Down on Bourbon Street
You can give a girl ten bucks and she will beat your meat!
Oh, Prostitutes, Prostitutes, giving head for bread
Oh what fun it is to roll in a filthy motel bed

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