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Who else got shunned this year on christmas loot?
I once again got the shaft, but I was also given the correct coordinates and the precise time that 'ol Santa Claus was to be flying by, along with his fat ass and silly reindeer. As I waited on the roof of the garage, I silently whispered to myself,c'mon Santa, we used to be pals of the highest order. why the sudden snub nosed fly bys, and no sign of any loot in the morning? I did ask for him to stop and to talk it out, but he did not land to bring me a smile.
This made turning into a character more loathesome than the grinch quite easy. I busted out my LAAZ Rocket, and my wrist rocket for back up just incase. I set up shop perfectly on the high end of the garage, with last missile at the correct coordinates for 3:19 a.m. pacific time for Santa's schedule. A time where he was supposed to be coming down my chimney. When I saw he had no intent of stopping, i let fly the deadly missile and actually just grazed the sleigh, as no one was harmed. I let the cute reindeer go, but they insisted on sticking around as they were inches from striking this year so i have learned. So if anybody wants to come over and take a pot shot with a 3 iron or a driver, even a softball bat, whatever, just PM me and I will schedule you in. I am charging $5.00 per shot, and i've given the reindeer a whole new contract as they are now strictly used for runs to the store, mexico "calm down" excursions, and a couple of other similar jaunts that would make most of you proud. You better watchout, you better not cry. If you complain just once ,you will certainly lose an eye. Santa Claus is pissing his pants"
Yes, I have crossed over to the other side. Danger awaits.
I once again got the shaft, but I was also given the correct coordinates and the precise time that 'ol Santa Claus was to be flying by, along with his fat ass and silly reindeer. As I waited on the roof of the garage, I silently whispered to myself,c'mon Santa, we used to be pals of the highest order. why the sudden snub nosed fly bys, and no sign of any loot in the morning? I did ask for him to stop and to talk it out, but he did not land to bring me a smile.
This made turning into a character more loathesome than the grinch quite easy. I busted out my LAAZ Rocket, and my wrist rocket for back up just incase. I set up shop perfectly on the high end of the garage, with last missile at the correct coordinates for 3:19 a.m. pacific time for Santa's schedule. A time where he was supposed to be coming down my chimney. When I saw he had no intent of stopping, i let fly the deadly missile and actually just grazed the sleigh, as no one was harmed. I let the cute reindeer go, but they insisted on sticking around as they were inches from striking this year so i have learned. So if anybody wants to come over and take a pot shot with a 3 iron or a driver, even a softball bat, whatever, just PM me and I will schedule you in. I am charging $5.00 per shot, and i've given the reindeer a whole new contract as they are now strictly used for runs to the store, mexico "calm down" excursions, and a couple of other similar jaunts that would make most of you proud. You better watchout, you better not cry. If you complain just once ,you will certainly lose an eye. Santa Claus is pissing his pants"
Yes, I have crossed over to the other side. Danger awaits.
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