You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

[Newc]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

Oh yeah, like SHE'D be the one to complain [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
This is the chick who was going around the plant measuring men's hands for the old "penis-length estimate" trick [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[StukaJU87]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

The lawn is strong with you young lawn, but you are not sod yet.

[tonemonster]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

"Come to the moistside, let me complete your training and we can hydrate the neighborhood as father and son"

"give yourself to the moistside.....its is the only way to save your lawn"

"take your sprinkler and water me down with your hatred and your journey toward the moistside will be complete"

[noodlesatf]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

Perhaps you think you're being watered unfairly?

[MBreinin]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your lawn.

He told me enough, he said YOU killed it!

No, Luke...I water your lawn.

[Jack Napalm]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

You guys are having way too much for with this.

[RickStar]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

[ QUOTE ]
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your lawn.

He told me enough, he said YOU killed it!

No, Luke...I water your lawn.

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[Newc]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

Behold the power of this fully operational lawncare device!

[tonemonster]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

"Fast Sprinkler...? You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon? its the sprinkler that watered the kessel lawn in less than twelve parsecs....she's fast enough for you old man...whats the cargo?"

"Me, the water, and no questions asked"

[tonemonster]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

[ QUOTE ]
Perhaps you think you're being watered unfairly?

[/ QUOTE ]

"I am altering your watering schedule, pray I dont alter it any further."

[Newc]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

Who is more foolish, the fool that makes the Darth Vader sprinkler or the fool who buys it? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[St.James]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

[ QUOTE ]
Who is more foolish, the fool that makes the Darth Vader sprinkler or the fool who buys it? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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HA! I was about to post, "Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who doesn't water his lawn?" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[MBreinin]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

The Circle is now complete. When last we met I was a mere stream, now I am the sprinkler

[tonemonster]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

"Its your fathers lawn sprinkler, he wanted you to have it when you were old enough. an elegant hydrator from a more civilized age, not as clumbsy or random as a hose, it is the hyrdrator of a Jedi knight."

[tonemonster]

Re: You might be a Star Wars Redneck if....

[ QUOTE ]
The Circle is now complete. When last we met I was a mere stream, now I am the sprinkler

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"Only a sprinkler of Evil, Darth"